AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Your sandwich is full of spiders.

I wish for the next person in this thread to corrupt my wish; Not corrupting my wish also - parodoxically - counts as corrupting it.

Dammit, DND.

/thread.

The one to grant you your wish is Wheatley. Paradoxes don't work on him. His answer to your wish is simply "Okay."

I wish I could believe it's not butter.

You now believe it isn't butter. However, in doing so the product has repulsed you to the level where you will never use it again, thus never having an amazing butter substitute again causing yourself to gain much weight.

I wish to do a dance number with a clone of myself.

Granted. You and your clone do an awesome quickstep routine, but as you bow to your newfound audience, he backstabs you.

I wish this guy I like would return my feelings.

He does, and you fall deeply in love.
He takes you to the top of a mountain and he gets on one knee..you think he's going to propose to you.
Suddenly he gets up and pushes you off the cliff.
You're falling down crying, knowing the only man to love you has killed you, shattering everything you once knew about the world and yourself. You've almost accepted death, then Superman comes and saves you. You're pop flyin' and thinking maybe you can get on with your life without him, and while your full of happiness of being able to live, Superman drops you from even higher.

I want a new pair of shoes.

gotta love word filters


You do get your shoes, they're awesome. But they are just sliiiightly to tight to be comfortable.


I wish to see my favorite band live.

on a bootleg DVD with shit quality

I wish to be supa fly

You become a fly with incredible upper arm strength. That is, incredible upper arm strength for a fly.

I wish I'd never wished for something.

You get nothing.

I want happiness.

You become so pop flyin' you spontaneously explode.

I wish for the ability to get the remaining 3 members of my dream team to level 100 quickly.

And to know who will fill the remaining two spots of my team.

(Pokemon)

You do, but when they reach 100, they are banned from play by the entire community and Nintendo themselves.

I wish posters would put more effort in to corrupting the wishes(my self included). Taxis' is an example of how it should be.

Granted. Everyone puts so much effort into corrupting wishes that every post in this thread becomes a page long.

I wish I had portal 2.

Granted, but it's for the system that you don't have, so you can't play it.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.