superhero thread

Live Grenade · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:43 pm

I've always wanted the power to be able to say exactly the right thing, at exactly the right time.
Behold the power of words.

Wordsmith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:47 pm

Instead of superpowers, i would have souperpowers

Jesus could turn water into wine

I would be able to turn water into chicken broth

drownball · **Joined:** Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:50 pm **Posts:** 316

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:

the power to kill a yak
from 200 yards away
WITH MIND BULLETS

That's telekinesis Bill.
How about the power...
TO MOVE YOU? (in a totally emotional way)

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:03 pm

So he'd be billy joel?

Explotaro · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:08 pm

I have a lot of favorite superheroes...my main two being Superman and Wolverine.

As for villains: Pain and Doomsday.

If I had powers, I'd want either elasticity or the ability to bring the monsters in YGO cards to life and put them back into the cards.

Xeraphem · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:19 pm

I posted this in the last thread and I'll post it in this one. The ability to give anyone an instantaneous orgasm just through touch. High-Fives all around!

Or, as a less gross and potentially awkward power, I'd go with probability manipulation. Changing odds in my favor and whatnot.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:53 pm

I'd like to be able to fly faster than the speed of light and be able to fold space and be able survive in space.

General deification I guess.

As for a superhero name; I don't know; Maybe 'Void Stalker'.

betrippin · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:57 pm

I would want to breath ice and be able to freeze people with said ice breath, and shoot ice out of my hands and use that to creat paths and skate everywhere. I would wear a suit, monocle and top hat.

I would known as...

GENTLEMAN ICE

...

Hang on I'm going to go draw him

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:25 pm

Hellboy is my favorite.

If I could have any superpower, it would be duplication.

Edit:

Tokoyoto wrote:

Multiple Man.

Imagine: I can split myself into multiple copies. When I re-merge with those copies, I learn whatever they learned, remember whatever they remember, and acquire whatever skills they developed.

One clone's going to law school, one clone's taking art classes, one clone's becoming a doctor, one clone's taking acting classes, etc. And I'm sending clones all over the world to learn every martial art ever. Give me a couple of years, I'll be a the most experienced muddafugga alive.

And how will I afford all this? Natch, I'll be working like ten jobs at the same time. Clooones.

(With certain drawbacks)

Oh hey this is exactly my favorite power.

betrippin · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:30 pm

betrippin wrote:

I would want to breath ice and be able to freeze people with said ice breath, and shoot ice out of my hands and use that to creat paths and skate everywhere. I would wear a suit, monocle and top hat.

I would known as...

GENTLEMAN ICE

...

Hang on I'm going to go draw him

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He also has the ability to constantly make ice puns

Xeraphem · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:04 am

I say, would Gentleman Ice partake in a pat on the back from Captain O-Face?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

So far that's three Jack Black references including my own.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

The ability to unlimitedly convert mass to energy and back.

Sollix · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:24 am

I think I would want to make plants grow at will. Because I like Plants.
Also to teleport or fly.
Also Also to make pokemon real. But.. the mass destruction because of missed moves (Such as HYPER BEAM) Would kinda.. throw me off.

musicandilikeit · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:26 pm **Posts:** 405

my favorite superhero is wolverine mostly because i look cool when dressed up like him
and my villain is the joker, cuz he etas the happiness of everyone.

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