AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Realize your map is essentially a rupee route in disguise and peruse it for obvious treasure locales.

You take a peek at your map.

It features many parts of Calatia including the town you hail from: "Persus."
This town lies less than an hour away from Medina, the capital city. It even shows a bit of the neighboring lands including an ancient land called "Hyrule."

Which reminds you! A royal from Hyrule is supposed to visit Medina today for Queen Seline's birthday (which coincides with your own). Every year for Queen Seline's birthday a festival is held in Medina. You wonder if you can make it there and back before noon (the time of your birthday party).

Hitch a ride on some farmer's cart transporting goods to the capital city. Those are always round when the hero needs them, right?

(ffff, I knew Calatia sounded familiar. Good reference epona!)

> Recall that it is Giant Friendly Bird season and catch a ride on one of those.

Find a dragon and tame it.

>Check a clock or something, we need to know how long we can stay at the festival

OR > Invite your friends to go with you to the festival!~ That way, you can hitch a ride with them, since you probly have a rich friend with a horse and a buggy.

I like this idea; and when it is so close to the Zelda games already... I remember in the OOT manga that Link got friends with Volvagia which unfortunately got corrupted by Ganondorf.

So uh
>find baby dragon during your walk trough the city
>become friends with it
>name it Carlie

>realize you are mute

You find a transportation cart to ride to Medina. Surely this fine merchant won't mind if you hop in.


You whistle a pop flyin' little tune as you both travel towards the bustling capita-


On second thought...you probably should have asked him first... For all he knew you were a thief.


Oh, but it seems that a rope was thrown off accidentally with you!


...!


You're not this stupid...are you? It's a Kargaroc...a fucking Kargaroc... You really won't...


O lordy you did!
Do you plan on getting out of this adventure alive? At this rate, you're not!
Quickly subdue the Kargaroc!

Punch it in the snout to establish dominance!

>Start putting the text below the images because it feels really confusing and backwards with the text above the images.

Grab a branch, tie some string to it, tie a ruppie at the end, and hope the Kargaroc likes shiney things! That way, you can steer it~

Tell jokes until it rolls on the ground laughing.

Knock it out and incubate an Egg. When it hatches, it'll imprint on you and be your friend for life

Fix'd