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TheOtherMC
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Ok I think Ive got the hang of this. So for example: Id be charging for my sexual adventures?


If this were an actual business, we'd be able to supercharge the economy and pay China back.
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But who would actually pay for it?
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Torizo wrote:
Bacon I want to go to your restaurant.

Problem is Dimm would kicked out for asking to eat a boot.

Dimm's special, so he'll just be reprimanded.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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This restaurant seems interesting.

Do you frown upon condiment drinking?
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TheOtherMC wrote:
Firestorm wrote:
TheOtherMC wrote:
Ok I think Ive got the hang of this. So for example: Id be charging for my sexual adventures?


If this were an actual business, we'd be able to supercharge the economy and pay China back.
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But who would actually pay for it?


EVERYONE YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH [spoiler]that has a vagina[/spoiler]
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Superior Bacon
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Alexandy13 wrote:
This restaurant seems interesting.

Do you frown upon condiment drinking?

Hey, it's a classy restaurant.

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Torizo
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But A1 is the most delicious beverage.

Also my business has not been going too smooth:

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Hakujin1337: don't you mean fifty pesos?
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Hakujin1337: I prefer the term paid consultant
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ummm uhh


chinese kid tutoring math and science for 8$/hour
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A racist would become a standup comedian (they tell racist jokes all the time, and never get in trouble)

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I know, right?




Also, I wasn't aware that being a racist was a felony. Live and learn, I suppose.

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Probably a healthy misdemeanor at best if you're causing a scene in public.

Edit: Hiring Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to point out any and all mistakes you make in the day, but having them stay silent if you're doing something right. Perfectionism achieved in a day.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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I dont know if its a felony or not. Just using an example of a crime.

Anyways, Bacon, i would eat at your restaurant for every meal every.

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