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that was like the first image that was posted
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This thread is so depressing, but I can't seem to stop coming back and reading it.

QFT

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This one always gets me


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That just hit too close to home for me. My dog is aging and is having horrible seizures. Yesterday, we had to consider putting her down. We decided not to, but what the author was thinking, about the monstrousness of putting the dog down, I was thinking the exact same thing yesterday. My dog is 14 years old, the sweetest thing in the world. We just recently found out that she has dozens of internal tumors, and fluid is building up near her heart. We think she only has a couple weeks left. So, that story just hit me too hard. If you want to see a pic of my dog, you can go to the cute stuff thread. I posted a picture of her a few pages back in there.

EDIT: She's on page 25 of the cute stuff tread

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I'm sorry :(

Do you want me to take it down?


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My Pomeranian Muffin, my parents got her when they were married. She was one year older than me. When she died, she was old, really really old, like, 18 years old. But she was seemingly very healthy. She didn't have much trouble getting around, other than she couldn't leap up on the sofa anymore. We had built her a ramp so she could climb up on the sofa a while ago.

Then just one morning I was woken up early by my mother who was crying. Muffin had climbed out of her bed in the middle of the night, crawled up at my mother's feet and just lay there and didn't move. It must have been hard for her, because she couldn't really jump anymore. Muffin really must have wanted to be with her mother when she died so badly.

My mom woke up to that. And then she woke me up.

We buried her outside under a tree, and planted a flower garden around the base of the tree.

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No, its fine. I just wont read it again. I just dont want her to go. She has been with me almost my entire life. She's my best friend. I would give anything not to have her go. Fortunately, She's feeling much better today than she was yesterday, when she was seizing. She was crying in pain. It was the hardest thing for me to watch in my entire life. I just dont want her to go.

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These are so sad :cry:

It took quite a bit of effort not to tear up at the one about the "best friend"

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Here's the picture of her, just for convenience

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Q ... CruelWorld
Don't worry, only about three links on that page, just don't click any of them.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/GoodbyeCruelWorld
Don't worry, only about three links on that page, just don't click any of them.
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Imagine God playing a dirty trick on me like another lie!!! I've lived 47 years-there aren't 47 days I would live over again if I could avoid it... Will you see Valerie through college-she is the only one about whom I am concerned as this .38 whispers in my ear.

Goddamn it. That's probably what my suicide letter is going to read like. He just took the words right out of my mouth.

Ugh. Oh well, still trying to make it until a natural death just for the hell of it.

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WHAT.

Nobody's Last words were "Fuck you"? I am disappoint Death row Inmates.

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Apparently death row statements come in two varieties.

Suddenly becoming christian and begging god not to send you to hell.

Or not falling into desperation and simply saying some paraphrase of "Bye ya'll. Have fun when I'm gone"

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Just because they killed doesn't mean they don't believe in a God.

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