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I'm pop flyin' because I have no braces any more

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Last time I went to the dentist they informed me I had too many teeth in my head and needed to rip out the wisdom ones.

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My dentist has fucking huge nostrils.

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My last dentist was a woman. She was hot.

...It's awkward knowing that she's had her fingers in my mouth.

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I've had a couple of hot orthodontists.


They seem less hot when you're starring up their nose for thirty minutes.

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My last dentist was a woman. She was hot.

...It's awkward knowing that if I got a boner she would be inches away.

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I was thinking of posting that, but then I realized-

I'm not a robot. Without emotions.

I'm not what you see.

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i have a pain on the left side of my mouth, i have been to the dentist twice, the first time he put in a filling and oh god the drilling you can feel it but you cant really and oh god, pain is still there, go back 2 weeks later, he does an x-ray, gotta bite down on this thing thats too big for your mouth and cuts on the inside, pain still there
now wisdom teeth are coming through and thats starting to hurt and oh god why do i have such bad luck regarding teeth

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I have two rows of teeth so I figure I'm really a shark
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Once when I was at the orthodontist when the person working on me wasn't jabbing me in the gums with her gigantic nails, she was stabbing me with that goddamn hook.
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I have two rows of teeth so I figure I'm really a shark

or maybe a dragon dog

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i have a pain on the left side of my mouth, i have been to the dentist twice, the first time he put in a filling and oh god the drilling you can feel it but you cant really and oh god, pain is still there, go back 2 weeks later, he does an x-ray, gotta bite down on this thing thats too big for your mouth and cuts on the inside, pain still there
now wisdom teeth are coming through and thats starting to hurt and oh god why do i have such bad luck regarding teeth

God daisies this

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Never had a Cavity or anything bad to my teeth happen in my life.

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Anesthetic wore off during surgery to have my wisdom teeth out.

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Never had a Cavity or anything bad to my teeth happen in my life.

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Also this.

And both of my sisters have/had braces, too. They fucking hate me for this. :awesome:

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