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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:59 pm 
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Come over here and I'll give you the full details, Icon. :I
whisperwhisperwhisper

And that's how babby is formed


B-BUT NO SPERM! ONLY EGGS! I AM CONFUS!


Actually I lied. They reproduce by budding. Like sponges.
(Actually they probably got a sperm donation like Cabinet said.)
But have fun imagining how it happened anyway.

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lyrasen wrote:
iconsting wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Come over here and I'll give you the full details, Icon. :I
whisperwhisperwhisper

And that's how babby is formed


B-BUT NO SPERM! ONLY EGGS! I AM CONFUS!


Actually I lied. They reproduce by budding. Like sponges.
(Actually they probably got a sperm donation like Cabinet said.)
But have fun imagining how it happened anyway.

.....
agh agh agh agh agh agh agh agh *Curls up into a ball in the corner and starts shaking and crying*


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lyrasen wrote:
iconsting wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Come over here and I'll give you the full details, Icon. :I
whisperwhisperwhisper

And that's how babby is formed


B-BUT NO SPERM! ONLY EGGS! I AM CONFUS!


Actually I lied. They reproduce by budding. Like sponges.
(Actually they probably got a sperm donation like Cabinet said.)
But have fun imagining how it happened anyway.

Can you reproduce by budding?

Can ya?
Can ya?
Can ya?
Can ya?
Can ya?


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Actually I can.
But one of me is bad enough, so I stopped.

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BOTH STILL HAVE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS! HOW DID BABBY FORM?

One is a male, I believe.

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I lost so hard

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But this one's the best:
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They're still biologically female, but they're men. It can be argued they're still biologically female and should be refered to as such, but at the end of the day, my name is spelled Amanda but I could tell you to pronounce it John. (If anyone gets what I'm referencing, I applaud you.)

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They have Vaginas. When you have a man that has a penis and got pregnant through the butt, then you can tell me it's a pregnant man.


The other two may be men "spiritually" or "Mentally" but not completely physically.

So sorry, I don't feel like it counts.

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They're still biologically female, but they're men. It can be argued they're still biologically female and should be refered to as such, but at the end of the day, my name is spelled Amanda but I could tell you to pronounce it John. (If anyone gets what I'm referencing, I applaud you.)

Amanda

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Because you're A-man-duh!

Right reference?

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No, it was a George Carlin reference ("Your name can be spelled Jay-Oh-En-Ee but you can still make people pronounce it any way you want.") but thank you for trying.

I prefer A-Man-Da Hug-N-facebattle myself.

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And then BANANA was born.


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