AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I love you guys.

My brother took karate when he was little.
Like every cool kid did.

I learned At-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

I learned...












ZA WARUDO!

AT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA IS BETTER

But one cannot move when time is stopped unless they have the power to stop time themselves.

And yelling "MUDA MUDA" is better.

Hitting pressure points and making body parts explode or do other things to themselves is way cooler man.

You have. I've just learned another one though.

DON'T WORRY. THE WAY OF FALLING STEAMROLLING WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART~

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i used to be able to some random one, i think it was ju jitsu, but then i found out just punching and kicking works better than all that fancy pants bollocks

I remember I bought a book about shadow boxing once, I tried to teach myself something since there were no teachers for fighting sports/defensive fighting near me, and my parents refused to drive me to a further place. Well, unfortunately school took so much time, I couldn't start on that. Upon remembering I did kickboxing as a child, I kinda feel like doing now what I couldn't do back then. It's just stupid the book is at my parents house, and it's kinda stupid to ask them to send it to me per mail.

I used to take some karate classes, once when I was really little (which obviously didn't go well) and once a few years ago (which didn't go well for less obvious reasons)

I managed to learn most of the basic defense stuff, like breaking out of a grab, so I don't really think any more is necessary.

Most karate classes just boil down to "memorize this combination for techniques for some reason" once you learn the basic stuff anyway. I never understood why they made you memorize pointless combinations like that. They basically became dance classes.

I know some basic Ju Jitsu

Nothing to write home about, though

i took kung fu since i was about 6 to around 13.


i still do some tai chi from time to time.

16.

I'll be 17 in April.

TECHNICALLY LEGAL