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My Dad is, as of now, working as a civilian Mariner for Military Sealift Command. He's on a tanker right now refueling NATO ships and shooting up pirates off the coast of Somalia. Before that, he was in the Navy for 20 years, even serving as part of SEAL Team 1, and has driven pretty much every kind of military land vehicle there is, even an M1 Abrahms. He also studied several forms of martial arts. He was also in a rock band when he was a teenager. Van Halen opened for him before they were famous, and David Lee Roth was a dick. My Dad almost beat the shit out of him for trying to steal their bands mic. Plus, his High School is where they filmed Grease, while he was still there.

My mom was in the Navy when she met my Dad, though she left and took up Sales jobs when my brother was born, and later me. Now she works as a Buyer for a marine supply company. :U

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My dad is self-employed, but is also building a recording studio in my grandpa's (his dad's) ground-floor room (main building is first floor thar).

My mom works at a State Farm office with a really cool boss named Howard Unspellablelastname (no srsly, I can't spell his real last name). He plays guitar. :D

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the amount of people in the army scares me


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My Dad is the VP of electrical engineering at one of the nearby electric companies, my mom is an accountant, my stepmom is a preschool music teacher, and my stepdad is a sysadmin at an airplane hangar.

Oh, and continuing all of that talk about relatives in the military, my great grandpa was in the Marine Corps in WWII. He did something explosives related, if I remember correctly.


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Granpa was a WW2 bomber pilot. Then he was a weatherman. AN ACCURATE WEATHERMAN. THE ONLY ONE. EVER.


Dad makes sure everyone builds your daisies plane/car turbines.

Mom does real-estate.


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Mom's a postnatal nurse.

Dad's a construction worker.

Goddamn you all and your interesting parentage!


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My dad owns an autoshop, pretty cool I guess. I visited his office alot as a kid. My mom works at a shelter I believe.


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My mom used to be a pastry chef at a hotel restraunt. Then she had my sister.

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My dad is a Carpenter and my mom works in real estate.

My Grandmother is a seamstress and my Grandfather is a professional Gambler.

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(his name is Dave Crunkleton)


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my mom is a stott pilates instructor, my step dad is a agent for cognis dealing with customers and striking deals

my dad is the owner of a ranch (see landscape thread) and my step mom is the manager of said ranch

my grandfather was the driver for general patton in WWII

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Speakin of grandfathers, my grandma used to be english teacher and my grandpa is the owner of a little rice dryer making company
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So i heard my Grandad was a Nazi


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My dad is a server for Legal Seafoods,

My stepdad operates the machines at the recycling plant he works at,

My mom runs a daycare out of our house.

Preeeettty boring. :)


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