AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That is far too dangerous. It simply screams dangerous.

The danger? The danger of a killer moth coming out and flying into your ear and eating your per frontal brain lobe.
I will prove it.
WITH
MATHEMATICS
P(E)=n(E)/n(S)
P(MothDeath)=65/83
I'm off to play "I fell in love with the Majesty of Colours", daisies that is such a great game.

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! All those colors will melt your eyes with their sheer beauty!

*Goes to drink coffee*

That's too dangerous! Someone could have urinated in your cup when you weren't looking!

*Goes to talk a walk*

That's too dangerous! You could step on a crack and break your mother's back!

*Goes to read*

That's too dangerous. Without your constant love and attention, this beautiful thread might die.

Herp.

That's too dangerous, while you herp, there could be a holocaust.

That's too dangerous! Doing nothing means you stop breathing also, so you die.

*Goes to my email*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! THERE MIGHT BE A PRINCESS WAITING TO BE SAVED.

*playing pokemon*

That's too dangerous, you could find yourself blasting off again!

Now, back to reading Deadpool comics.

Thats too danger--

Actually, thats pretty daisies cool. Continue.



*Goes to check if TF2 has fnished loading*

That's too dangerous! A kamikaze could come up from behind and bite off your ears!

*Goes to eat a chocolate bar*

That's too dangerous! You could get a cavity!

*Goes on vacation*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! You could get kidnapped and killed.

*playing Pyro Sand 2*

That's too dangerous! You could fall into quick sand!

*Does something not dangerous in any way or form*

That's too dangerous! All the other bands like Metallica, Pantera and AC-DC could get jealous!

*Goes to climb a tree*