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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:02 pm 
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I have two cats, Chester and Cleo. They are brother and sister, but are completely different. That's not entirely surprising since cats in the same litter can have different fathers, but its still pretty funny to watch and compare.

Chester's a little shit who is only nice when he's sleepy or wants something; Cleo, on the other hand, never stops being nice or cuddly. Its like she has a lap dectector, one that gets even more acurate when you're wearing dark clothing. Chester's all black with some white hairs mixed in, mainly because he's getting older, and Cleo is white and tabby striped. She's also fat. <3

I used to have a third cat, Zelda, who was a character all by herself. She would sleep with me in my crib when I was a baby. We eventually had to put her down in her old age because she had a stroke and went blind in one eye. It also go to the point where she couldn't control her bladder or bowel movements, or get down off of furniture when she got up. She was older than I was when we put her down. I still miss her. :(


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I have 2 Chihuahuas.


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I have two cats, One named Charlie and the other Maeling. Both neutered.

Charlie's a fat grey cat, and he just sleeps all day. Stereotypical cat behavior. Aside from him trying to steal a few bites out of Maeling's food bowl when they go to eat, he's very lazy. He's ten years old.

Maeling is a tan coloured girl kitty with white paws and a black face and tail. When we first got her, she looked like a kitten, but after she got to know us, she stretched out one day and she was LONG. Apparently she's nine years old!


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I wanna ferret really badly.

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Ferrets are awesome, even if they're kinda...smelly (no I don't have one but I want one).

I do have two cats, Mittens and Stevie, and like 3-4 months ago I got two hooded fancy rats (both males, also brothers), Patches and Cinnamon. I love them both, they're such sweeties.

I'm thinking about getting a female and breeding for fun and profit...

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I have 5 dogs and 2 cats at two seperate houses.

At my mom's there is Aussie(my dog), Dixie(My Gramma's) and Ace(My Aunt's).

At my dad's house there is Abby and Molly.

As for cats....
At my mom's there is Darth who is a whopping 30pounds.
And at my dad's there is Pinky, who is small compared to that.

I also have a ferret though my aunt is keeping it for me until I can take care of it myself...AKA move out and not have a cat around.

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Ferrets are awesome, even if they're kinda...smelly (no I don't have one but I want one).
It was addressed that they are, in fact, not the least bit smelly if properly taken care of. They just require more cleaning than some rodents because of their waste. (Ex: Hamsters pee makes them and their cage stink, you have to clean it. Gerbils pee doesn't have the same effect, and they are very easy to manage if you don't have the time to clean a cage often.)

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o hai i liek cats.

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My cat Licorice along with my former roommates cat.
My cat is the black one.

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Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

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She usually sleeps on my chest. Or lays there and stares into my soul.

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Or between my legs.

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But mostly on the comfy chair.

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I have a wiener-dog named Rocket, and I had a Corgi-something mix named Bart, until he had to be put down last February because of lung cancer. :cry: He lived a good 14 years though, so it I had plenty of good times with him.

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I have a fuckton of pets. I have 1 lizard, 2 cats, 3 dogs, and 5 snakes.

I can't find any pictures right now, so have a picture of one of my dogs, Skif.

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He's kind of retarded.

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I have a chihuahua named Jerry. Every time he takes a bath he runs around the house hitting the wall. He also likes my room but when he is alone in the house he sometimes takes a dump in the bed. He also humps stuffed animals and my hand.


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Or between my legs.


My kitten does that. She sleeps under my shirt too.

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I have a dog and two bunnies.


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I have a chihuahua named Jerry. Every time he takes a bath he runs around the house hitting the wall. He also likes my room but when he is alone in the house he sometimes takes a dump in the bed. He also humps stuffed animals and my hand.


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^without the eyes being werid part its pretty much and exact match for my half bros dog.

also i dont have any pets at my house, but my familys pets are numerous, with 3 cats at my moms, 2 dogs and 2 cats at my dads, and 80 horses, 2 dogs (was 3 one just passed away), and 7 cats at the ranch.

below is timmy
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gave him to my ex-gf tho cause i really dont care to take care of small dogs

below is munster, the most awesome cat evar (old pics are old)

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this is gizmo, hes 19 friggin years old now. i dont have a picture of his sister tho
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