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North Korea launching a nuke (at anyone) would be like someone shooting a guy with a handgun while all his friends are standing around armed with assault rifles.

The troubling thing is, their leader is just psycho enough that he'd make that suicide move just for the sake of going out with a bang.


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Lotharu wrote:
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Mr. President we didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
Yes you did.
Uhh Hi no we didn't.
Get me a taco!
Yes sir Mr. President!
Hehehe Tacos Rule.


Sorry to rain on your parade, but Mustard Gas was found, and that is a WMD..

Back to the topic: NK GONN' KILL US ALL


First of all, it's a quote from Robot Chicken.

Second of all, when people say "WMD" they mean "nuke." You can get as technical as you want, but in the real world, which is not necessarily a world of semantics, "WMD" means "nuclear missile."

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... I just realized, people in Hawaii must be completely flipping out right now. I wonder if there will suddenly be a large amount of people moving away from there. There will almost definitely be a drop in tourism. There probably won't be much of each, though, considered this behavior is to be expected of North Korea at this point.


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I think that the US Government is more than perfectly capable of shooting down any nuclear missile before it hits Hawaii or any other US territory.

Also, considering North Korea's track record, what on earth gives you the impression that the missile would even make it as far as Hawaii?

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You're wrong! NK GONN' KILL ALL OF US

ALL. OF. US.

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I know you're kidding, but there are people out there who actually believe that.

I mean, we're not talking about Robot-Stalin-Hitler here. I'm pretty sure that the worst thing that he's done is kidnap a couple of celebrities.

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Can't they just send the nuke east instead of west? I'm sure it should reach Hawaii that way.


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I don't know, sending a missile several thousand more miles than is necessary over various continents and the entire United States, with absolutely no chance of it being shot down during its sojourn over North America, to Hawaii, the most obvious place to strike when you can, according you, hit anywhere else within the US, just seems like a sound plan to me.




OF COURSE HE WOULD SEND IT EASTWARD YOU FUCKING MORON.

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Sorry, stupid comment.


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I should apologize, too. My dickishness was far more than was necessary. I was a complete douche in that post.

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Wow, he doesn't even care about the millions, possibly even billions of people he could kill?

The nuke could trigger WWIII, worst case scenario.


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He really just wants the attention.

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