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i fear mirrors. Especially at night.

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i fear mirrors. Especially at night.

Have you considered plastic surgery then?

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Waking up one day and not being able to breath because of my deformed chest.

Newsflash, Foofles: You wouldn't be able to wake up if you couldn't breathe.


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Plasma wrote:
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Waking up one day and not being able to breath because of my deformed chest.

Newsflash, Foofles: You wouldn't be able to wake up if you couldn't breathe.
/Disagree. If you weren't breathing, you'd be in pain. Pain wakes people up.


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i fear mirrors. Especially at night.

Have you considered plastic surgery then?


Hahaha. Good one! No I'm scared that someone who wants to murder me will be in the mirror, or at least their reflection will be.

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Waking up one day and not being able to breath because of my deformed chest.

Newsflash, Foofles: You wouldn't be able to wake up if you couldn't breathe.


I mean suddenly suffocating.

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Waking up one day and not being able to breath because of my deformed chest.

HOW CAN OUTER-SPACE SOLVE IT, FAUCHE


Space suits have breathing aparatuses that can probably be shoved down your throat, so no matter how deformed your chest is, you'll still get air.




Also, everyone knows space is filled with air.

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For some reason, in most video games, I fear water, yet I don't fear water in real life.

This. The Water Temple in OoT was a fucking horror.

MM even more, actually. Augh Jesus fuck I'm being dragged in oh noes oh nooooooes


You two are gonna love Bioshock and Bioshock 2.


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Oh yeah, I don't know if "afraid" is the right word for it, but I can't see people cutting themselves with paper, putting a pin under the fingernail, and stuff like that.

Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.

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For some reason, in most video games, I fear water, yet I don't fear water in real life.

This. The Water Temple in OoT was a fucking horror.

MM even more, actually. Augh Jesus fuck I'm being dragged in oh noes oh nooooooes


In OoT I was scared shit of going under water where the big whale is. (as adult Link). It was too empty! I always thought something would come out and kill me!

I also feared the hand that falls from the roof and drags you out. It literaly gave me nightmares!

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I'm deathly afraid of caterpillars. I dunno why.

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I have a terrible fear of Zombies.

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When playing Majora's Mask on the final day, when the music starts to change as the moon is closing in..It's just so creepy it sends chills down my spine.

And spiders.
I fuckin hate them.

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Witchyworld.

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CAN'T YOU JUST STAY OUT, YOU GODDAMN ANTS.

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I have a terrible fear of Zombies.

Fire axe under the pillow, shotgun under the bed.

It helps!


The sad thing is that I have actually planned out what to do if zombies become a reality. I've run multiple scenarios through my head, but most of them ultimately rely on the military to save my booty. And that is why some day, when I am legally able to, I will buy a gun.

NO I AM NOT PARANOID.

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