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Oceantiki wrote:
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Oh wait, I just remembered something (because of the microwave thing in someone's post).

I used to have an aunt with a black cat.
Every time I went over to her house I would put the cat in the fridge (I was like 7).

It always got out somehow, I'm guessing my aunt took it out. But I would always put it back in and I don't know how long it would stay there.


I'd say that that's moving out of the grey area, and into something a bit darker.


Well it was a black cat.

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Heh he, I just thought putting a cat in the fridge was funny. It would always do these slow little meows that you could barely hear over the door of the fridge.


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epona4 wrote:
Heh he, I just thought putting a cat in the fridge was funny. It would always do these slow little meows that you could barely hear over the door of the fridge.


Okay, now that really crosses over the line from gray to dark. Seriously, that's just being a jerk.


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Heh he, I just thought putting a cat in the fridge was funny. It would always do these slow little meows that you could barely hear over the door of the fridge.


Okay, now that really crosses over the line from gray to dark. Seriously, that's just being a jerk.


They have fur...

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epona4 wrote:
Heh he, I just thought putting a cat in the fridge was funny. It would always do these slow little meows that you could barely hear over the door of the fridge.

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What the fuck.

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The fuck, dude! What did the cat do to you?

I like black cats. My kitties, who are some of the nicest I know, are black cats. In fact, I find them lucky, actually.


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Well, considering how you guys were saying how it was becoming dark I thought I would say something that actually made it dark.
I probably sound like a demented freak now though, my bad.

But I do remember putting it in the fridge when I was little. And like I said, someone always took it out but no one scolded me so I tended to just do it again.


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epona4 wrote:
Well, considering how you guys were saying how it was becoming dark I thought I would say something that actually made it dark.
I probably sound like a demented freak now though, my bad.

But I do remember putting it in the fridge when I was little. And like I said, someone always took it out but no one scolded me so I tended to just do it again.


Hey, maybe it was a witch! Thats how it got out, but it couldn't tell anyone so you never got in trouble!

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No, that couldn't be it. It got run over like three years later. A witch would've just jumped out of the way.
Or maybe it was tired of being put in the fridge and faked its death.

Who knows in this mysterious world!


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epona4 wrote:
Heh he, I just thought putting a cat in the fridge was funny. It would always do these slow little meows that you could barely hear over the door of the fridge.

That would be darker than black area.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
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Heh he, I just thought putting a cat in the fridge was funny. It would always do these slow little meows that you could barely hear over the door of the fridge.

That would be darker than black area.
No, I'd consider it Gray. The refridgerator is never blow freezing, however, it is cramped so the cat cannot be Claustrophobic. Most cats can simply push it open anyways.


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Whenever I'm in NYC, I cough raucously whenever I pass someone smoking. If they throw me a dirty look I return it. I hate cigarettes.

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Zachy wrote:
Whenever I'm in NYC, I cough raucously whenever I pass someone smoking. If they throw me a dirty look I return it. I hate cigarettes.
You too? *high-five*


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No you didn't. I'm still here.


No you aren't. :colbert:


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Zachy wrote:
Whenever I'm in NYC, I cough raucously whenever I pass someone smoking. If they throw me a dirty look I return it. I hate cigarettes.

That's... actually closer to white area.


Or mabye yellow area. Its confusing to call how moral something is by colours.


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