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at least you dont have poop all over your bath room walls >.>


Take a look at this topic.

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Dude, some kid in the eighth grade took a shit in the hallway.


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o.o ew

Oh god speaking of poop, Im on the swim team (which might close beacuse of budget cuts T-T) a few weeks a go some little kid took a dump in the pool so a stupid 8th grader on our team was "brave" enough to go pick it up with a water bottle out of the trash. He sat there looking at it for the longest time and then shook it up turning it to mush D: god i almost barfed


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I LIKE RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM!

Also card playing has been outlawed in my school due to gambling. It really sucks.

that happend at my old school when yu-gi-oh was popular, because kids where complaining that when they traded they didn't like the trades and the other person would not trade back

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In middle school, all fads were banned. :awesome:

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In middle school, all fads were banned. :awesome:

Pokemans were banned at my school after that story about some kid getting shanked over a Charizard or something. Yo-yos were banned as well when kids started clubbing each other with them; they were classified as deadly weapons (which makes sense, I suppose).


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Same thing here; except it was elementary school.

Nobody in middle school really cared about that kind of stuff.

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Yo-yos were banned as well when kids started clubbing each other with them; they were classified as deadly weapons (which makes sense, I suppose).

Yo-Yos oringinated from the Philipines where they were much larger and had jagged sides. They were used to break the legbones of the small animals that would soon be called dinner. An American toy designer saw these in action after a trip to the islands. He made a copy of the Yo-yo that would soon be entertain millions of kids around the world.
(He had to size the Yo-yo down and get rid of the jagged ends, of course.)

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Want to hear about something that isn't important enough for its own topic?

Womens rights. :awesome:


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Alex wrote:
Want to hear about something that isn't important enough for its own topic?

Womens rights. :awesome:


Oh you~ :awesome:

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Cafall wrote:
Hoshika-Pichu wrote:
In middle school, all fads were banned. :awesome:

Pokemans were banned at my school after that story about some kid getting shanked over a Charizard or something. Yo-yos were banned as well when kids started clubbing each other with them; they were classified as deadly weapons (which makes sense, I suppose).


Hah. I went to Catholic schools my entire life and nothing fad-wise was banned :awesome:

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Anyone notice that Awkward Zombie moves like a pregnant cow most of the time?

It really pisses me off. :evil:


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I bet at least 50% of the people protesting taxes because of the bailout are just people who are looking for an excuse to complain about taxes. Most of them don't even seem to know what they are talking about, or even what socialism/communism really is.


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