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1. Stupid people.
2. The fact that Twilight has achieved any measure of success.
3. Having a strong opinion without any actual logic to back it up.
3a. Slippery slope arguments.

4. That fucking cat.
5. People who type in shorthand all the goddamn time.
6. People who type in caps all the goddamn time.
7. People who fail to use spell check all the goddamn time.
8. People who-...You know what? I'm just going to say it. I'M TALKING ABOUT [b]YOU
, 98% OF YOUTUBE.
9. Religious wackos and nuts (not religious people in general, just religious people who happen to violate #1, 3, & 3a.)[/b]
10. Sean Hannity and Bill O' Reilly.
10a. Fox news in general.
11. That Lego piece that's never fucking there when you need it.
12. People that cannot be connected with on any intellectual level.

13. Everything.


Yes.


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
7. People who fail to use spell check all the goddamn time.

I was at an internet cafe once, and I glanced at a computer across the room, and this 20-something guy was writing the most terrible letter I had ever seen about buying a boat. There were no capitals, run-on sentences, and barely any punctuation. I mean, it's not like I was staring at his computer. It's just one of those things you can see just by glancing at it.

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Getting bisected

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:awesome:

You can't make this sh!t up.

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
11. That Lego piece that's never fucking there when you need it.

Been a while since I dived into a Lego box, but yes.

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Inability to admit to being wrong.

Oh the irony.

Quote an instance of me being wrong where I haven't made amends and I'll bow to your awesomeness.

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Unbalanced wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
7. People who fail to use spell check all the goddamn time.

I was at an internet cafe once, and I glanced at a computer across the room, and this 20-something guy was writing the most terrible letter I had ever seen about buying a boat. There were no capitals, run-on sentences, and barely any punctuation. I mean, it's not like I was staring at his computer. It's just one of those things you can see just by glancing at it.


In the eighth grade I knew a kid who still managed to spell 'laugh' as 'laff', and not for comedic purposes. On a laptop. In Microsoft Word.

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I hate this thread


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T-shirt saying "Stay back, I'm allergic to STUPID!"

It is simply stupid.


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Everybody on Halo 3 online. I hate every one of you.

Every.
Last.
One.

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people who shop at abercrombie, aeropostale, or any other store that says the name of the store on the clothes.



Oops.

I swear, I'm not a bitch about it and I don't often buy from there anyway because it's too expensive. Are we still cool?

Some things that piss me off are menstrual cramps, my dad when he gets emotional, when the cable box cut off my watching of Back to the Future II to record 24 and some other inane show, stomachaches, getting sick during musical, winter, bad footwear, Twilight and all of its evil book spawn, Teenie Boppers, music where all they do is rap/scream, unsubtle innuendo.

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Game Angel wrote:
...unsubtle innuendo.


Thank you. I firmly believe that you should only explain a joke if people don't understand it. Otherwise you just ruin it.

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I hate how this thread is slowly beginning to become a joke...


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Plasma wrote:
Getting bisected

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:awesome:

You can't make this sh!t up.


That image made me...bisectsual.

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Oh yeah, and overly emotional people! Which, to be honest, is probably only an annoyance to me; I have a very industrial mind.


Actually, looking back on this thread, I'd consider myself lucky that I'm NOT in a community ravaged by fangirls and religious nuts. Everyone here is levelheaded and scientific.
Which is why I was really surprised when I went to Canada (Terrace, British Colombia) and found out that everything everyone else said about wackos in high population was NOT exaggeration. Seriously, I've had people say that you can move the sun just by wishing hard enough! Gah!

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Plasma wrote:
Getting bisected

Image

:awesome:

You can't make this sh!t up.

Dunno about you, but I certainly cannot survive getting sliced in half!

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and EA Haters
Yea, I like EA they make Good Games shut the fuck up stop joining the crew of haters for no fucking reason, stop acting like is there fault for the shitness of games, stop saying they are the only ones that make bad games shut the fuck up

Seconded, but for large companies in general. EA, Microsoft, Sony. People really do not like large businesses!

Well, some people are an exception as they did have bad run-ins with a major company. When a company gets huge, especially Microsoft, a greedy business tactic can go unnoticed as a whole. One of my friends actually had been requested to be fired in his post at a VG review site by a section of Microsoft. Still bad to judge the company as a whole that way.


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Everybody.

Just everybody.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
Quote an instance of me being wrong where I haven't made amends and I'll bow to your awesomeness.


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So I guess he's semi-silent....lol
You can't be semi-silent, just like you can't be semi-dead. Quiet was the word you were clumsily grasping for.


You can be semi-dead.

Whut iz comatose?

Whut iz gangreene?

A person's limb/appendage can be dead while the main body still functions - i.e. semi-dead.

Also; 'close to death'.


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You can be semi-dead.

Whut iz comatose?

Whut iz gangreene?

A person's limb/appendage can be dead while the main body still functions - i.e. semi-dead.

Also; 'close to death'.
If you're in a coma or have gangrene you're still legally alive. So what if a limb is dead? Are you implying that paraplegics aren't fully alive? Those are all terrible examples. There's no half-way point, it's one or the other.


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DoNotDelete wrote:
Whut iz gangreene?

A person's limb/appendage can be dead while the main body still functions - i.e. semi-dead.


HAHAHAHA.


Haha.


You fishing for a response?


Yes. You can't stop drop something like that.


[Insert picture of Dr. Gangreen from the 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' cartoon.]


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extreme conservatives/liberals/whatever side they're on

people who act like they know what they are talking about when they don't have a clue whats going on

being sick

people who buy into crazy conspiracy theories.

drama queens

preppy rich girls who get everything they want because daddy buys it for them while the rest of us have to work for what we have

people who act like you cant wear something or listen to certain music without being part of a certain clique.

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