Drunk Posting

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:21 am

I cant beleive i downed half a bottle of wood stock bourbon&chocolate in one night. I'm so tired, no hangover just really sleepy, and maybe a bit nauseated.

Cafall · **Posted:** Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:36 pm

spoiled myself with a big bottle of maker's mark

Kira · **Posted:** Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:46 am

Dude guys.

Steven Universe is amazing.

Also I totes won a game of Monikers.

And I apparently know all the OG Pokemon sounds off the top of my head.

And this lady Jessica can do a bitchin duet of Little Mermaid.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:07 pm

Hello I want to say everything to everyone. Unfortunately I have nothing at all to say so I'm host going to leave this here to let you know in a bit gone here, haha.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:35 pm

I woke up at 3 PM today.

LET'S PLAY CN'S JAGER ADVENTURES
(as chronicled by Skype)

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[8/25/2015 11:44:29 PM] Citation: I am now home
[8/25/2015 11:44:34 PM] Citation: I stopped by the fun store on the way back

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[12:19:37 AM] QUEEN. BITCH.: ho-oh is an olympic swimmer
[12:19:40 AM] Tam: chances are they thoughts Ho-oh would swim like a duck or something.
[12:19:46 AM] Citation: oh god that mental image
[12:19:48 AM] Tam: just roost on the river.
[12:20:13 AM] Citation: "I AM THE SYMBOL OF A RELIGION
I EMBODY RAINBOWS AND THE SUN
QUACK QUACK MOTHERFUCKERS "

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[12:32:17 AM] Citation: Ellen Degeneres is my favorite Pokemon

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[2:11:41 AM] Citation: welcome to the dalrm of he living awakends
[2:12:16 AM] Tam: Translation:jon is drunk
[2:12:19 AM] Citation: I dont know that that last one said.

Quote:

[2:17:18 AM] herbit crabe: that's fine, i'm heating up food anyways
[2:17:29 AM] Citation: oh boy
[2:17:32 AM] Citation: microwaved leftovers??
[2:17:39 AM] herbit crabe: chop suey leftovers, yep
[2:17:43 AM] Citation: noice
[2:17:48 AM] Citation: I have been teating VARIOUS LAYS
[2:18:04 AM] Citation: salt and vinegar (YES) and Greek Gyro (slighrly less yes, more like "yeeeesss?")
[2:18:59 AM] Tam: Teating, heh
[2:19:22 AM] herbit crabe: the lays don't like it when you touch their teats
[2:19:48 AM] Citation: i would milk those salt and vinegar tiddies

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[4:57:19 AM] herbit crabe: jon fell asleep while in the call :V
[4:57:29 AM] herbit crabe: much snoring was heard
[4:57:37 AM] Tam: He so loud now
[4:57:48 AM] *** Call ended, duration 2:23:36 ***
[4:57:54 AM] herbit crabe: he must have rolled onto his mic
[4:58:03 AM] Tam: I tucked him in
[7:13:13 AM] QUEEN. BITCH.:

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[4:57 AM] herbit crabe: jon fell asleep while in the call :V

been there

Also I am out of Jager.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:34 pm

Drunk, time to enjoy life and remember that life is good.

Kira · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:02 am

This is best thread 2015

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I'm going to be in an all-in hotel in Turkey next week, so cya all and stuff. Hope I don't get murdered by terrorists.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:40 am

I cant beleive drunk cna fill me with such ahppiness and sadness at the same itme

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:12 pm

I'm not drunk right now, but I'll talk about the Europarty we had Saturday.

So this dude from the Czech Republic, Jakub, who my stepdad and I used to work with, is in the area and we invited him along on our camping trip. The last time he joined us, years ago, he brought some absinthe from home and we got wrecked. I had one drink of that and had to lie down. This time he had a bottle of Slivovice, plum brandy, 90-proof. Burned a bit but it tasted really good and we polished it off quickly. Many shouts of na zdraví.

My uncle made some Red Snappers (Crown Royal/Disaronno/cranberry juice) which taste weird but it's his favorite so whatever. He gets super melodramatic when he's drunk so that was fun to deal with. We also ended up going through a bottle of Jagermeister which I don't remember, but I had several people assuring me that I was competing with Jakub to see who could down shots quicker.

I didn't do anything the next day.

Dragoon · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:21 am

Four Loco's are so great. Just one and done. It's like drinking 3 beers in one can, what more could you want?

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:24 am

Why is it four locos if it's 3 drinks in one? Are they shorting you a loco?

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:28 am

but they taste awful

also remind me never to buy Redd's Apple Ale, it makes me sick to my stomach every fucking time

Dragoon · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:29 am

Kamak wrote:

Why is it four locos if it's 3 drinks in one? Are they shorting you a loco?

The fourth loco is you, baby

[Citation Needed] wrote:

but they taste awful

I like the Watermelon flavor. It's better than drinking most of that piss water we call beer.

AquaBat · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 2373

Isn't Four Loko severely unhealthy because it contains a bad combination of alcohol and caffeine?

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