AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Link: !
Link: HELLO
Link: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Link: NEVAH.
Link: I DIBS SHADOW LINK
Link: WHAT
Link: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Link: im shadow link
Link: ur the real one
Link: WRONG
Link: the good hero dude man
Link: You're just "Link"
Link: IM KICK BUTT AWESOME SHADOW LINK
Link: IM IN DISGUISE
Link: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Link: BUTT-KICKED UN-AWESOME*
Link: DON' TELL ZELDA
Link: I'M TELLING
Link: *GASP*
Link: I'LL TELL GANONDORF, TOO
Link: I'LL TELL THE GOSSIP STONES
Link: THATS OK
Link: I'LL TELL THE pop flyin' MASK SALESMAN
Link: HES MY FATHER
Link: I'LL TELL EVERYBODY
Link: NOOOOOOO!!!
Link: NOT THE pop flyin' MASK SALES MAN!
Link: Wait a second
Link: I OWE HIM 10 RUPEES
Link: I can't talk
Link: I NEVAH PAID HIM BACK.
Link:
Link: ..
Link: Links mute..
Link: oops
Link: uuhh
Link: GRUNT
Link: umm
Link: YELL!
Link: HOLLAR
Link: HAAAA
Link: TEYA
Link: TAH
Link: HUUP!
Link: HHEEYYAA!
Link: KEEYAAAAH
Link: ....
Link: Yeah, this is getting nowhere
Link: um
Link: lol
Link: LINK NEVER SAYS LOL
Link: oh!!
Link: IN WIND WAKER, LINK SAYS follow me!!
Link: ITS AWESOME
Link: WRONG
Link: HE ACTUALLY TALKS
Link: Come on!
Link: IM LIKE
Link: OMG
Link: THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS
Link: ITS TRUE!
Link: HE SAYS FOLLOW ME!
Link: LINK ALSO LAUGHS IN WW AND TP AND PH
Link: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Link: YEAH?
Link: lol
Link: AND HE SAYS THAT IN TP, TOO
Link: NO HE DOESNT!!!
Link: does he?
Link: SHOOT HIM OUT A CANNON
Link: THAT WAS FUNNY
Link: HE SCREAMS SO LOUD;Y
Link: IT ECHOES
Link: AND THEN KUR SPLASH
Link: UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Link: Splash
Link: INTO THE REALM OF THE HEAVANS! OR WHERE EVER YOU GO
Link: BUT THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
Link: SO NEVER MIND
Link: how do they choose the person you talk to?
Link: I don't know
Link: cuz its funny how we're both link!
Link: OMG
Link: There's actually two other Dark Links... sorry
Link: UR BLUE FROM FOUR SWORDS AND IM READ
Link: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Link: NO YOU'RE BLUE
Link: I'M RED
Link: NO UR BLUE
Link: NO U
Link: YOU!
Link: YOU!
Link: im confuzzled
Link: If you take off your clothes, you're exactly the same...
Link: NO.
Link: BUT THAT'S NOT RIGHT, EITHER
Link: YOU WILL BEVER BE MUFASA
Link: NEVER*
Link: BEAVER?
Link: I HATE BEAVERS
Link: BEAVERS
Link: NO!
Link: YOU FAIL
Link: BEAVERS ARE GODS
Link: BUT I DON'T HATE THEM AS MUCH AS PIGS
Link: AND CUCCOS
Link: *GASP*
Link: *GASP*
Link: THEY'RE AFTER ME, I SAY
Link: CUCCOS ARE EVIL
Link: AND NOBODY DOES ANYTHING
Link: SO
Link: BECAUSE I CAN'T TALK
Link: THEY JUST WATCH
Link: I'M SO ANGRY AT MYSELF
Link: WHY ARE YOU AND THE OTHER LINKS THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN HEAR ME
Link: AND ZELDA
Link: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Link: ... You there?
Link: I don't want to be alone again...
Link: Help...
Link: ... I'll be seeing you, then...