AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HAHA YOU SAY THESE THINGS

BUT (saw it on a TV broadcast at a friend's house) THE TRAILER FOR THE SECOND OR THIRD OR FUCKING WHATEVER MOVIE HAS THEM MOVING THROUGH GRASSY FIELDS AND SMALL TOWNS IN NORMAL NOT SHITTY PLACES

Also DID YOU EVEN WATCH THAT MOVIE they knock over peoples houses and TEAR THEM DOWN

Like I said, I was immortal because I was the main character, which meant I had no need to worry about being eaten.


I saw the second movie, mostly. I don't remember much about the others.

It was set in a desert.

They were mostly not-knocking houses down.
And they eventually had smaller things burst out of the big worms and started eating people without digging.
Then they started climbing buildings by using each other as ladders.

My siblings and I always called it "The Hungry Worms".

well then it was the THIRD MOVIE or FOURTH or OSMETHHING I THINK THERE IS A TV SHOW TOO

in the first one they DEFINITELY tipped a shitty trailer and ripped down a building. I REMEMBER IT

Wait... You knew that Movies are fake, But movie deaths were real? That's kinda backward. Tiny Todd never really watched scary movies, and if I did it was bad 80s cheesey ones. Majora's Mask would spook me, that and believe it or not, The daisies Baby Ghost and Fat dinning room ghost in Luigi's Mansion.

I adore Luigi's Mansion. One of my favorite Gamecube games. I can sit down and 100% it in one day. I didn't LIKE Baby Chauncey, but I wasn't scared of him. But why Mr. Luggs? He doesn't do much besides eat old cheese or whatever and spit it at you.

also

"god bless us EVERY ONE"


Continuing last post for childhood nightmares:

About the giant spiders: Someone said rainforests have spiders the size of dinner plates. What Tiny [CN] heard wass "Those spiders you hate so much but are small? THEY ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR FACE AND THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM IN YOUR ROOM. RIGHT. NOW."
Now, my mom insists that I neeeever had problems sleeping when I was younger, because I NEVER woke her up or started crying, unlike my siblings or most children.
I distinctly remember lying awake for hours multiple times, not moving or making a sound.
because

if you move
they

can

GET YOU

Also I was on the top of a bunkbed. So +10 to safety, just gotta stay up there not moving or making noise. So the giant spiders nightmare always went the same way. horde of giant spiders crawl in through the window and start crawling towards the bed. Juuuuuust as they start to climb up towards me I wake up and engage panic mode. NO SOUND, NO MOVEMENT, DON'T BREATHE.

Except for one summer when I slept on the floor instead. hooooooooooly shit

That was perhaps the most unpleasant awakening ever. Standard dream start, right? Recurring dreams always start the same. Giant spiders crawl in through the window, down the wall, across the floor, and then all over meeeeeeeeeee.
I legitimately came close to death in reaction to that one. Like I woke up and my throat and lungs didn't work and all I could do was tear up and not move.
SO IF ANYONE EVER WONDERS WHY I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS. this extends to bugs in general

edit: I have a lot of issues.
edit 2: i tell you all my issues when I drink things.

I was six and had an active imagination, you!

And Mom made it a point to tell me that the lead actor in The Crow was shot for real during filming.

That was Tiny Tim in a Christmas Carol. and I was 6 while playing it, the dang sound effects were spooky.

In Government class my senior year of high school, I sat in front of a friend of mine. We were assigned a small group project together, just draw a small comic about whatever the topic was, I don't quite remember. My friend decided to do the entire project himself. He started the comic with an angry looking white man standing next to a sign saying "Dinosaur Ranch". The man then shouts, "NO INDIANS ON MY DINOSAUR RANCH." He drew a few more panels, and at the end he just wrote, "No representation in Congress, land taken from them by force. THE DINOSAUR RANCH IS AMERICA." And none of it had much to do with the actual topic.

Curly will probably appreciate this story.

My hometown has a big Mormon population. If you grew up here, I guarantee you would know at least three Mormon families. And for those of you who don't know, Mormons refer to themselves as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and part of their religion is going on a mission for a few years to spread their beliefs. One of my closest friends from high school is Mormon, and he left on his mission while I was in college. He texted me his e-mail address so we could stay in touch, as it was the only way to contact him while he was away. The address was <friend's first name>.<friend's last name>@myldsmail.com/net/whatever. I thought Huh, never heard of Myld's Mail before. Probably some e-mail company I've never heard of.

Flash forward to the next year. I made another Mormon friend in college, and she was leaving that year to go on her mission. She told me, "I want to stay in touch, so I'll give you the My LDS Mail address for me."

And the realization just sank in. I completely lost it and laughed so hard I think I scared the poor girl. After I explained what was going on, she thought it was one of the funniest things she'd ever heard.

XD that's pretty great.