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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:06 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:42 am 
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Life hack: Steal from the rich and give to the poor

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:10 am 
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Ey, yo. Seriously, what the fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:20 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:46 pm 
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Life hack: If you ever find a torn dollar bill, as long as the serial number is intact, it can still be used. You can take it to a bank, and they will check to see if the other half was ever turned in. If not, they will replace the dollar for you, and the guy who has the other half now has worthless paper.


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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:09 pm 
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life hack hack life episode 3

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
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Life Hack: if you want a long-distance relationship w/ someone you still love everything about just get a girlfriend that lives in the Anime Dimension.


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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:13 pm 
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Life hack: wipe before pooping to save time

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:41 pm 
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life hack: replace all food with tacks so that fucking jackass from accounting will stop stealing your sandwich im fucking looking at you david you sack of human garbage

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:59 pm 
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life hack: lie cheat steal

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:06 pm 
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life hack: steal that cunthole from the front desk's sandwich on your break to save on sandwich meat

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:23 am 
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Life hack: Use the clips of hangers from department stores as a way to seal chip bags.

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:13 am 
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Life Hack: closing your eyes might help you get to sleep at night

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:23 am 
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Life Hack: The odds are never in your favor

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 Post subject: Re: Life hacks
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:44 am 
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Life Hack: You can use your time more efficiently by just putting off all your work until a day before the deadline. That way, you only have to spend one day working on every assignment, and you can use the rest of your time reading manga and playing videroo gams.

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