AWKWARD ZOMBIE

On that same subject, you can't spell lolipop without loli.
AREN'T I A CUNNING LINGUIST?

You can't spell cunning linguist without switching a few letters around and getting cunnilingus

you cant spell spell without spell

you can't.
BECAUSE YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING DORK

Don't think I didn't see that, Username.

On T9/predictive text, "Select" and "Reject" have the same button combination. This can lead to some wacky mix-ups LET ME TELL YOU.

Tell us, Liquid, tell us!

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.

Well you see, I was using scientific rigor while trying to choose a prom date. Also, I was using text messaging to tell the girls that I had rejected.

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, "This scenario can only end in awkward moments and many slaps to the face! I've already seen this sitcom!"

As it turns out, the girls all got along really well, so we had an orgy after the prom. I know! I was surprised, too!

Is that me slapping you? Because I don't have tiddies ya know.
THIS would have been a better choice of slap, Mr. Telmar.

You can't spell traumatized children without my basement!

it's a legitimate strategy.

Did you guys hear about the circus fire?

It was intense.

You can't spell "Alex James Anderson" without "Dense Major Anal Sex."

...Yep.

If that is your real name

I would like to shake your hand.




Just make sure you wash it first.