AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fruiiiiiiiiiiit. :awesome:

1. Name something you have in common with bananas?
We're squis- GO AWAY DARKLY
2. Can apples be bad influence?
bodaciously no, metaphorically yes.
3. What do you think of grapes?
They make me thirsty three seconds after eating one.
4. Does tomatoes have any pets?
Ladybugs?
5. What song could be pineapples's theme song?
I DON'T KNOW NO BANDS
6. If papaya played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
A fruit on the table
7. What song could be oranges's theme song?
Toast?
8. Do you love cherries?
Ehhh, they're okay.
9. What song could be strawberries's theme song?
STOP ASKING ME THIS QUESTION I DON'T KNOW
10. a goldfish and cherries are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Definitely the cherries.


Edit: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A PAGE GET GET IN THE CAR

Why did no one include me in the stupidity? Nuts to that, I'll fix it with my entries.


1. Yes, a cat.
2. Destroy the world!
3. What did they have in the gift shop?
4. The evil dark twin of the Silver Surfer.
5. How to answer this question? :awesome:
6. Do whatever I usually do.
7. I don't know, but I must find out!
8. Freak out.
9. WHAT?!
10. Dance.


Okay that was less than pleasent, let's try that again.


1. She just does by being there.
2. I would say Water because it is hard to fight against a liquid.
3. Same thing as I always do.
4. I always wanted to see Sarah make out with a lake. :awesome:
5. What the? But how- who- grugh? ... I'm counting this as another insult from star.
6. Nah.
7. WHAT?!
8. Lyra is a pest! ... I mean pet...
9. Chello!
10. Jell-o!


... let me try that again...


1. upstanding member of society!
2. A healthy drink.
3. No.
4. I have seen creepier things that THAT isn't even in my top ten.
5. I hate that guy's guts!
6. Cool.
7. :awesome: I like where this is going...
8. The forum.
9. She. Is. Really. F***ing. Awesome!
10.

That went a lot better, but let's see if we can have it be better. Shall we?


1. I hope so.
2. WHAT?!
3. Dunno. I haven't seen him for a long time.
4. Time to doom KA-DOOM!
5. Dunno. I haven't seen him for a long time.
6. LOL wut? No!
7. NO!!!
8. Dance!
9. Kill him! He's really getting on my nerves.
10. I always thought so.

That was even worse than before! I should stop using this thing...

Veeeeeeeeeeggggggetaaaableeessss. :awesome:

1. What advice would you give Broccoli?
...
2. Do you miss Spinach?
When did it leave?
3. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Cabbage and Onions! How will it go?
Both of them are going to peel, and everybody will run in fear from the terrible Onions.
4. Describe Lettuce in one word.
Lettuce.
5. What would you do if Onions confessed love to you?
What.
6. Would you love to read Garlic's very personal diary?
... No. :\
7. How do your and Carrots's talents add up?

8. How would Cucumbers insult Lettuce?
"LEAFY GREEEEEEEEEENS"
9. What advice would you give Brussels sprouts?
Stop tasting so nasty with butter.
10. What song could be Turnips's theme song?
KAKARROT

1. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Ike and Roy! How will it go?
-They better like getting soaked cos the log flume is a multiple-must.
2. Have you dreamt of Roy before?
-You're confusing me and Marth...
3. Can Marth be bad influence?
-Ooh, hell yeah.
4. What would you do if Link confessed love to you?
-Um. Shriek like the fangirl I've been since I was seven then slap him because he's too late?
5. Oh no, Zelda got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
-hang on, this time it was aliens? I just presumed Ganon had you again...
6. Do you do anything special with Shiek?
-Unless s/he's done something while I was asleep then I hope not.
7. What musical instrument would Pit most likely play?
-Harp - he must be a typical angel XD
8. Does Peach make you hot?
-No thank you O_o
9. What do you think of Samus?
-SCRAWK!
10. Would you love to read Kirby's very personal diary?
-I'd seriously question my sanity if I wanted to read the diary of a PANK blobby thing.. Can he even write? O_o

In order of favourite characters... with Kirby tagged on cos I can't really think of another fave XD

1. What song could be Deuce's theme song?
>>
2. What musical instrument would Marth most likely play?
The Emodrum.
3. Do you think Link is a virgin?
No, and only because Star exists.
4. Is Dark your best friend?
Not really.
5. Have you ever had lunch together with Star?
No; she's canadian.
6. What's Ike's opinion on cheese?
I have no idea, ask BoN.
7. Would you open a mystery gift Star just gave you, without much hesitation?
Probably, just because it's hard to put upstanding member of society rape in a box.
8. What's your fondest memory of BoN?
"Prepare Xylophone Dongs" lolwut
9. Is Ga ry your best friend?
YES AND MORE
10. What would you do without Darkly?
Uh, not get told not to catch that pokemon because it's not shiny?

:awesome:

1. Do you trust your inner demon?
2. In a race between you, a guy of your choice and the Power Rangers, who would win?
3. What is the Addams Family's favorite TV show or movie?
4. What do you think of Darth Vader?
5. Have you dreamt of Team Rocket before?
6. What do you think about the Teletubbies?
7. Have you dreamt of Orko before?
8. How would the Power Rangers insult your inner demon?
(LOL)
9. How do your and Hulk's talents add up? (wat)
10. What's Shakespeare's opinion on cheese?

Now THAT I would like to see. :awesome:

1. Do you love Banjo?
Like a carnivorous brother.

2. What is Kazooie's favorite TV show or movie?
Robin Hood. :awesome:

3. Will Mumbo Jumbo eat those green eggs and ham?
For 12 payments of 5 Glowboes.

4. Is Gruntilda your best friend?
FUCK no, she rhymes too much. >:C

5. Do you trust Jamjars?
I don't trust anyone who demands that you collect 50 musical notes just so he can teach you how to hang off a freakin' ledge.

6. Ever slept in the same room with Bottles?
No, I don't sleep underground.

7. What's your fondest memory of Humba Wumba?
...
:awesome:

8. What would you do if Klungo and Cheato were going out?
Wonder how it's possible to make love with a book.

9. Who is Cheato's best friend?
Ripoff.

10. Can Weldar be bad influence?
But fire is fun!

Lolwut.

EDIT:

The entries were the following:

Your face x5, Link, Marth, Roy, Captain Falcon, Ike



Redo.



... Redo. :\

my balogna has a first name, it's omnomnomnomnom

FINAL FANTASY SHENANIGANS

1. Does Black Mage have any pets?
They're all dead, I bet.
2. Does Fighter make you hot?
Why did I put these names on.
3. Do you trust White Mage?
Doesn't everyone?
4. Do you love Thief?
As a job class, yes, as a person, no.
5. Do you love Red Mage?
I AIN'T CHEATIN YOU PEOPLE
6. Blue Mage is actually Summoner in disguise, you know.
Huh. Really. No wonder Blue can copy abilities.
7. Oh no, Paladin got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Paladin would've made such good tea that they would make him their slave. Their butler.:psyduck:
8. If Dragoon played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
The dragoon.
9. What is one thing Summoner isn't exactly made for?
Close combat and tanking.
10. What advice would you give Alchemist?
Absolutely nothing. I don't want to be poisoned in my spell-induced sleep.

lol perfect dark

1. What's your fondest memory of Joanna Dark?
When she killed a war-obsessed extra-terrestrial leader by skewering its head with the race's own trademark symbol of religion. :awesome:

2. Daniel Carrington just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
We abort the mission and simply restart it.

3. What was your first impression of Elvis?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH LITTLE GREY MAN

4. If Trent Easton and Unnamed President were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
The President would shoot himself because Trent would not stop fucking bothering him about Pelagic II.

5. What would you do if Unnamed President and Velvet Dark were going out?
lol i don't care

6. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Jonathan Dark and Velvet Dark! How will it go?
Jon will shoot someone, Velvet will get shot, and I'll be eating corn dogs.

7. What would you do without Cassandra de Vries?
Take over dataDyne.

8. Is Mr. Blonde your best friend?
ew no

9. What do you think of Velvet Dark?
She's a pointless sidekick in missions, and Maians with giant machine guns with built-in cloaking devices are better than that bitch.

10. What would you do if Skedar confessed love to you?
BLAST ITS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS OUT

Because tiddies are funny.

1. What advice would you give tiddies?
Stay gold.

2. What would you do without tiddies?
Go straight.

3. Do you think tiddies is a virgin?
>->

4. Would you open a mystery gift tiddies just gave you, without much hesitation?
Yes.

5. What musical instrument would tiddies most likely play?
Bongos.

6. tiddies suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Good luck getting them out.

7. Have you dreamt of tiddies before?
Hasn't everyone?

8. Do you do anything special with tiddies?
Every chance I get.

9. Oh no, tiddies got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Did you have a nice trip?

10. Who is tiddies' best friend?
More tiddies.

What doth the poet hath to say about cheese, if not... uh... uh... daisies, lost it.

Now, THAT'S awesome. <3

OH THAT DOG





1. What song could be Me's theme song?
2. What would you do if You and I were going out?
3. What is one thing I isn't exactly made for?
4. What is one thing tiddies isn't exactly made for?
5. Oh no, Robotnik got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
6. What is or would be a good nickname for Your?
7. If Myself and Your teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
8. What's your fondest memory of tiddies?
9. Do you miss You?
10. Will Katie eat those green eggs and ham?

1. tiddies is actually Katie in disguise, you know.
2. What's Katie's opinion on cheese?
3. What song could be Katie's theme song?
4. What musical instrument would Katie most likely play?
5. Who is Katie's best friend?
6. In a race between you, tiddies and Katie, who would win?
7. Does tiddies have any pets?
8. Does tiddies have any pets?
9. Have you ever been in tiddies's house?
10. Do you do anything special with Katie?

1. What's tiddies to you?
2. Have you dreamt of tiddies before?
3. Describe Penis in one word.
4. What is Penis's favorite TV show or movie?
5. Penis got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
6. Would you love to read Penis's very personal diary?
7. Does tiddies make you hot?
8. What would tiddies not be caught dead in?
9. Ever slept in the same room with tiddies?
10. If a dog and Penis teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?

1. a dog and tiddies are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
2. If a penis and more tiddies teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
3. What would you do if you hadn't met more tiddies?
4. Have you ever been in boobies's house?
5. What's some cats's opinion on cheese?
6. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between some tiddies and a dog, and why?
7. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, tiddies or some tiddies?
8. Have you ever had lunch together with another dog?
9. Name something you have in common with you?
10. What was your first impression of me?

1. a boob and a penis are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
2. Can some tiddies be bad influence?
3. a dog suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
4. Have you ever had lunch together with a vagina?
5. a penis just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
6. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, a dog and you! How will it go?
7. Describe a dog in one word.
8. If tiddies played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
9. What would you not be caught dead in?
10. What do you think about me?

1. Name something you have in common with Katie?
2. Do you do anything special with Marth?
3. Who would win in a duel, Dr Robotnik or Marth? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
4. a boob just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
5. Have you ever had lunch together with a boob?
6. What song could be Roy's theme song?
7. Who does a boob like?
8. Does two tiddies make you hot?
9. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, a boob or Roy?
10. If a dog and a boob teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?