AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The name's Clemenceau. Don't know where the name's from? Tough tiddies. I'm an avid Nintendo Fanboy, complete with a Wii and DS, and have been since the age of 3 when I first played Battle Toads and Duck Hunt on the NES. I also play, and suck at Starcraft.

I am Christoph.

This shall explain everything else:

*Takes that down on a clipboard*
Did your parents ever love you?

GEORGE CLEMENCEAU? IS THAT REALLY YOU?

I'm Iain.

This smiley will devour your soul.

My parents didn't raise me. The internet and videogames and poor quality TV programming did.

That would explain the signature.

I see, I see.
Well then
*hands you a slip of paper*
I'm going to prescribe you 800mg of Cyanide.

*best introduction ever*

<3

Hey. I've been reading the comic for a while now.

About me: I like Clannad, Paranoia Agent, Cowboy Bebop, Getter Robo, Samurai Champloo, Satoshi Kon films, and Miyazaki films. I play mostly Nintendo games, but I do enjoy the occasional RTS for the PC. My pokemans, let me show u them: 2620 9095 3274. I read Death Note (first half), JTHM, Mushishi, Yotsuba&!, and stuff by Dean Koontz, Lovecraft, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, and Osamu Tezuka. I watch Monty Python and the Discovery channel. I listen to Voltaire, Primus, The White Stripes, the pillows, Metallica, MC Frontalot, Led Zeppelin, mc chris, Les Claypool, They Might Be Giants, Parliament, The Beatles, Of Montreal, Wolf Parade, Daft Punk, The Advantage, Rush, and The Unicorns. I play waaaay too much Line Rider, yet I still consistently suck at making good looking tracks. Other webcomics I read are 8-bit Theater xkcd, Oder of the Stick, Penny Arcade, Perry Bible Fellowship, Wonder Mark, Extra Life, BOASAS, Indexed (not really a comic, though), VG Cats, and Cyanide & Happiness. And, that's about it.

You disgust me.

I am sorry, internet.

It's ok. Have a cupcake.

You put razor blades in my cupcake.

I'm JG. Ths is my first post which will probably go unoticed except by the people who read it and deliver random insults or welcomings to these here forums. I'm pretty much a completly average Nintendo fan who occasionaly plays X-box and PS3.