AWKWARD ZOMBIE

well, i suck a describing things and a picture works just as well, so i'll go with that. plus, i really don't give a daisies if you people know what i look like. this is me keeping it 1920's gangsta at the prom. (which was horendously boring, i might add. i don't know what made me decide to go...)

and no, i'm not really short. that jacket is bodaciously 5 feet long.


also, if its not too hard to draw, i'd like to request i wear that in every scene i'm in, cause it was an awesome tux and i wish i could dress like that everyday.

also, as long as were talking about robots, i want to be captain of the airship, and if there isn't one, there should be one and i should be its captain.

edit: page get, sucka.

May I have a room here?

All I ask is a room big enough to hold a Dialga, Shellder, and Sableye with reasonable room for everything else.

'Sup.
You're sharing a room with... uh...
you pick, Dark or Caleb.

I get along reasonably well with Dark.

Okay, but you two have to work things out by yourselves. >>

If he has problems, I sic my Pokemans on him. D:<

What about me?
Can i get a room with my Lego ninja robot and, As star would put it "Fucking awesome hair".

If he has a problem, he sics his upstanding member of society friends AND his giant crab robot that he isn't allowed to drive anymore on you.

It'll be the most epic battle of the ages.

You don't have to ask. All you really have to do is say you'd like to be in it, and if I don't know what you want to be drawn like, include that.

It's more like people should post that they don't want to be in it, but I don't draw people in it if I don't know what they look like unless told too. Lyra basically comes up with all the ideas, I'm just the art monkey.

So he can sick me and an unmoving robot on a bunch of epic pokemon?

I think that will end rather quickly, and not in me and the robot's favour.

Star's not the art monkey.

She's the art upstanding member of society.

Who's drawing this now?

-pokes the upstanding member of society with the Link avatar-

<--- Hi.

I'm not actually drawing this at the very moment, but I do various drawings, yes.

Might I direct all new people to the original fortress thread?

Draw me in your style star.
Tall, GUY and "Fucking awesome" hair.

Holy shit, I hadn't read it myself until after I posted it, but reading old posts is so fucking weird.

I need to stop posting here. Reading my own posts is making me want to punch myself in the face more so than usual...