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Male of Female?
Male 61%  61%  [ 72 ]
Female 39%  39%  [ 47 ]
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:07 am 
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DUDE, PUT YOUR daisies PANTS ON!

My bad, I'll get right on that :awesome:

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[size=0]I bet a lot of you already know.[/size]I almost feel like telling you kids.

Almost.


As it turns out, lying about your gender on the internet is, like, the number twentieth principle. Or something.

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Bucket wrote:
*glances over at Fauche*

DUDE, PUT YOUR daisies PANTS ON!


Never! >:U

I quite like the fresh air. :colbert:

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...I've got a crazy idea...an absolutly crazy idea...one that will fall through no doubt, but i must speak my mind.
since this forum is probably one of the most male to female ratio balanced place on the internet...this may just be some certain...plants...doing the talking for me...to all the males...lets have a guy fashion show, and show off how sexy we all to all these lady folk. who's with me?

If I ever meet you in person at some point in life, I'm going to brutally rip out your spleen and stuff it up your solar plexus.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
I'm male. I'm also known to say 'dude' quite often.

Fauche wrote:
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Nanairo wrote:
I'm a girl.


8)
I'm not sure if you're hitting on her or if you're saying you're a girl too.


How you doin'. 8)


Oh no you didn't, dude. Oh no you didn't.


Oh yes I did, oh yes I did.

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As it turns out, lying about your gender on the internet is, like, the number twentieth principle. Or something.
Are you implying "tits or gtfo"?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
As it turns out, lying about your gender on the internet is, like, the number twentieth principle. Or something.
Are you implying "tits or gtfo"?
More to the point, what about man tits?


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Spoony wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
As it turns out, lying about your gender on the internet is, like, the number twentieth principle. Or something.
Are you implying "tits or gtfo"?
More to the point, what about man tits?
In that case, it's "(man) tits = gtfo".

Unless, you know, you have really effeminate man tits.

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Plasma wrote:
pine cone wrote:
...I've got a crazy idea...an absolutly crazy idea...one that will fall through no doubt, but i must speak my mind.
since this forum is probably one of the most male to female ratio balanced place on the internet...this may just be some certain...plants...doing the talking for me...to all the males...lets have a guy fashion show, and show off how sexy we all to all these lady folk. who's with me?

If I ever meet you in person at some point in life, I'm going to brutally rip out your spleen and stuff it up your solar plexus.


what if my spleen is already taken out huh? riddle me that Mr. Answer man!
besides, where's your sense of humor? remember, you can't have manslaughter without laughter

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Plasma wins

FATALITY

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I am a prominent salesperson of dick, but who's buying?

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Plasma wrote:
pine cone wrote:
...I've got a crazy idea...an absolutly crazy idea...one that will fall through no doubt, but i must speak my mind.
since this forum is probably one of the most male to female ratio balanced place on the internet...this may just be some certain...plants...doing the talking for me...to all the males...lets have a guy fashion show, and show off how sexy we all to all these lady folk. who's with me?

If I ever meet you in person at some point in life, I'm going to brutally rip out your spleen and stuff it up your solar plexus.


Plasma wins

FATALITY


I'd just like to point out that the solar plexus is located behind the stomach, in the abdomen. So assuming you meant "booty," you'd have to work his spleen laboriously through his small and large intestines, into his stomach and finally out the back into the solar plexus.

With that in mind: daisies. That's just cruel, dude. Let the man have his creepy strip show.

EDIT: Oh right! Male.


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Obeservation: We have way more females and slightly more upstanding members of society than your average forum.


I was surprised by the amount of wimmins on this forum. But then again it's a very, very small forum compared to most.

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