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Because Coffee took two more letters to write than Coke, and they were really lazy. But why did they later decide to extend 'coke' to 'cocaine'?

They didn't. Cocaine was shortened to Coke.

But why would they use it as a miner's term for a pile of dug-up dirt?
I EDIT BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE UNESSESSARY QUOTES USED FOR MEMORY

ummmm.. why?... you really shouldn't post thing that are off topic it just makes you look stupid

:shakefist: Never speak ill of our moderators. NEVER!

And he will destroy you because of you making a bunch of new topics AND having a giant signature.

Akari, you owe me one:



To tie a connection between dirt and halucinations. But why did the miners start making up terms in the first place
BUT I STILL LIKE THEM

Because miners have their own IRLchatspeak.

But why do people use chatspeak in real life?

Because they think it makes them look cool.

But why do people resort to illiteracy to attract attention?

You insulted L, who's pretty much Merlin's BFF.

And you just insulted the wizard himself...

You're as good as banned.

Because grammar nazis get angry when you dun splel rihgt. Btu why rea tehre gremmar nazys?

Because if there weren't grammar nazis, the world would be overrun with IRLchatspeakers. But why would the world be overrun?

Because the internet is slowly getting there. But why has the internet fallen victim to such a misfortune?

Because the world is full of misfortune. It's inevitable. Why am I so fatalistic?