AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ooh, Coach Richt~

NASCAR is a real sport, right?

RIGHT?!

I never realized before just how much Mike Tomlin looks like Omar Epps.

i am the resident american football rulebook junkie and such. and i live in dallas. so football season is not typically fun times

unless we have a game like today's where romo decides that he wants to be a big boy

My university's college football team won the PAC-12 South Champions title last Saturday, and if we win tomorrow against our rival school, we'll be hosting the PAC-12 Championship.

First of all, fuck yeah Noles.

Now this Alabama/Auburn game is tense. Auburn managed to score first, but it feels like each mistake they make could end up giving Alabama a touchdown.

EDIT: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GAME. SHIT HAS BEEN REAL FOR THE PAST HOUR I AM EXHAUSTED.

EDIT 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK YES AUBURN. GET FUCKED ALABAMA.

Holy fucking shit. My phone lit up after that game.
"CAN THEY EVEN DO THAT CAN THEY HAVE A GUY IN THE END ZONE WHEN THE OTHER TEAM KICKS"
"WHAT THE HELL WHY CAN'T ANYONE TACKLE"
etc etc

Someone TP'd the trees outside my house, and elsewhere along the street.

Okay, I didn't think it was possible for Auburn fans to be more obnoxious than Alabama, but there it is.





Some of my "Roll Tide" friends are whining about Saban throwing the game and Alabama "not really trying." Fuck, people, suck it up. Your team isn't unstoppable, let it go.

HECK YES ASU BEAT THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF ARIZONA

PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP COMING HERE, BABY

Ohio State's ridiculous winning streak will be coming to an end soon. If they manage to survive Michigan State's unbreakable defense this week, they don't stand a chance against Florida State in the BCS Championship.

Doggone it, ASU, WHERE WAS OUR OFFENSE THAT WHOLE GAME

No, it's cool, it's not like I wanted to go to Rose Bowl or anything.

SEC will have a team in the BCS game after all. First FSU loses its chance at a game against Alabama, and now Urban Meyer screws the pooch. Fucking hell, I'm not looking forward to a championship game against Auburn.

BCS kickoff is in half an hour. Get hyped, unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case you are hereby invited to cry into my stein for the next four hours.

EDIT: Well, that's it. The BCS is dead and gone forever. The jackass commentators can go fuck themselves, that was NOT one of the greatest championship games ever. Just because it's the last one doesn't mean you have to lie about how entertaining it was. So many bonehead mistakes, penalties, and fuckups.

At least the Seminoles walk away vindicated. I'll be giving the war chant at work tomorrow.

Come on, Seahawks, let's go to the Super Bowl. You earned it this year.