AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And if you select "View All Achievements", it brings you to Half-Life 2: Episode 2's Achievement page.

Blizzard's Starcraft April's Fools:

https://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/9369235

"So after considering every angle, here’s what’s changing:

The Warhound has been added for Terran because robots are cool and the art is amazing
The Warhound has been added for Zerg to remain competitive with Terran.
The Warhound has been added for Protoss to keep Protoss players from whining about them on the forums.
While we know these changes are drastic, we encourage everyone to log in and spend some time playing before rushing to judgment. We welcome you to share your thoughts, but this time around we’re not going to be listening to feedback."

Blegh, I hate april fools, a whole day of people upsetting my carefully designed routines with annoying pranks, and then Im somehow the bad guy when I dont think theyre funny

Introducing Google Nose.
http://www.google.com/landing/nose/

Woop double post sorry.

Would that happen to be this reddit post?

Good thing I don't believe a thing you fuckers say anyway. Otherwise I'd be worried...

Anyway, the EMS newsletter I get via email started my day off with an article saying "groundbreaking research shows EMS is unnecessary". Duchebags had me going for a while to...

I can't wait until O Chem and Physiology, where both professors are known for being super hilarious......

That HL3 one got me, that was really quite convincing

Then again I'm easily fooled

The creepypasta wiki was entertaining for a few seconds.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki

What's the joke? It looks like a regular wiki to me.

Looks like they took it down already. They did have the entire background set to Jeff the Killer and had text saying stuff like "We only accept Jeff the Killer submissions, because Jeff is totes awesome."

On Danbooru, there's a Finnish artist who draws Touhou comics.

On this very day, he drew This comic. (NSFW Ads)

He said: "Colouring has become rather boring and it's too time-consuming, so from now on Finnish Touhou 4komas will come in black and white. You can try your colouring skills if you feel like to."

Of course, this is a April Fools prank.

Netflix stuck "Reality TV About People Who Have No Concept of Reality" and "Surreal Ballets Based on a William Shatner Album" into my selection. Well played. Well played.

Bad dragon introduced a new line of dildos.
They're human

Ahahaha, this morning was so great. I got my friend to help me with the locker. I wrapped the binders and books in tissue paper, and she blew up the balloons. Except this long red one. She just kinda blew it up a little, then gave up after a few tries, so it kinda looked like a condom, but we declared it a snake. Another friend came by and helped us stuff the balloons in, so they'd fall out when he opened his locker.

It was so hard to try and get him to go to his locker. I have no poker face, so he knew something was up. It was just us going back and forth on how he really really needed to go open his locker for me, and how I'd forget the combo, mess up putting it in, or how I'd lose it if it was written on paper. When we got there, our friend who helped put in the balloons had duct taped it shut. Man the look on his face was hilarious. He even asked "Is it my birthday today, or something?" After slicing it open with his pen, when he opened it a balloon shot out and hit him in the face (not really hard, though).

He still has the books and binders wrapped up. all in all, one of the best mornings ever.

My friends would cocoon each book in cellophane, then cellophane them all together.