AWKWARD ZOMBIE

pop flyin' New Year AZ

My resolution: get a job

Now I can embarrass myself by accidentally writing 2012 every time I date something. It always takes me a while to get used to it.

My resolution is to make as many friends as possible

After I got into college, my dating on papers got severely fucked.

I remember I had to write a paper in January 2011, and for the date, I put 2009 because I had written 2010 like... twice beforehand for the whole year.

That was kind of a sad day.

When I grow up and become the richest man in the world, the first thing I'll do is send predated papers to every school and store in the country.

I resolve to reach 5000 posts in the new year.

Looks like someone's an overachiever.

Pfft, like that'll ever happen

self-change is for losers

That's why I resolve to make everyone else change.

Get to it losers, I'm in charge now.

I'm already half insect, thanks to our new leaders and their collaboration with Aperture Science Innovators.

pop flyin' new year all

Resolution: Gym (cardio...maybe....yes?..sure) and maybe post moar
who bets I keep either

PS: Kraken, that is all

1. I will not reveal that it is I who is Batman.
2. Write nynorsk on Twitter.

Resolution: Cut nails more often and shave more often.

I'm actually going to try to challenge myself to doodle something AT LEAST once a day.