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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:55 pm 
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Oh, and here I thought you were about to say you tried shooting it down with a stream of roacket urine or something.

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Rullett
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As awesome as that would have been, nobody would believe that story.

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Kamak
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Oh okay

I somehow thought you just straight up peed on the floor for some reason

Rullett isn't a Sim.

Or French.

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Valbrandur
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I hate how if I stay up late, I get a bad case of the power farts.
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Turbro
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Apprently blue jello turns my shit green.
We have around 24 cups of the stuff that I'm the only one eating.
Green shit month has officially begun.

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Kalekemo
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Like goose shit green or neon green?

Cause neon green poop would be awesome

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neon green poop would be awesome

Poo Rave!
On topic: Sometimes when I take a dump, after I wipe, I flush before standing up. And sometimes I flush when I'm being. Feels surprisingly satisfying when I'm done pissing before the waters all gone.

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Or French.

What :psyduck:

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Riku
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Kamak wrote:
creakyAccordion wrote:
Oh okay

I somehow thought you just straight up peed on the floor for some reason

Rullett isn't a Sim.

Or French.


Or Snarf.
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Rullett
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My mum just told me the Sim she made of me peed on the floor.

SHE KNOWS.

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From now on I'll call gastroenteritis "Schrödinger's Poop" as you can have constipation and diarrhea at the same time.

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I've got period cramps and a cold.
This freaking sucks.

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Dr. Glocktor
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Thought Kamak said that for a sec

Oh dear

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i don't know if it's the birth control i'm taking or what but i have had an inordinate amount of gas

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There was a thanksfully very small amount of blood in my poop.

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