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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:56 pm 
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>attack the puma

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:02 pm 
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>How will you attack?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:11 pm 
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>stab it in the legs

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:23 pm 
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>Roll to see the effectiveness of your attack

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:57 pm 
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>You manage to whip out your Katar just as Jujube leaps at you. You leap at him and slash at him in midair. You land unscathed, but Jujube lands minus his right front paw. However instead of blood, small arcs of lightning spark outward from the stump. Jujube's eyes flash red and he snarls ferociously. He charges once more.
What do you do?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>stab it in the face

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>Roll for attack.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Jujube lunges once, more knocking you to the floor. He raises his working paw and shiny silver claws emerge from it. But with no other paw pinning you down you stab him in the face. Blue sparks fly from the "wound". Jujube stumbles back, roaring, but sounding like a record, the roar skips and replays. He continues to stumble, eventually falling off the cliff. The skipping roar echoes off the walls of th e pit until you hear the sound of metal smashing.

STAGE COMPLETE!!

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Robot Puma Paw (It has some buttons n' stuff)

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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That was quick.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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the puma paw better to something cool

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Everything y'all have acquired so far will play an important part later on

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:18 am 
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I'm calling it now, our respective loot all works as a key to get into the arena/stadium/dojo whatever thing we're heading to.





And if you even FUCKING think about touching my FUCKING flying mount, I will take this FUCKING knife and jam it in your FUCKING skull.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Didn't say anything about touching your mount, but didja ever consider what happened to that fiend in the mist?

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