AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>attack the puma

>How will you attack?

>stab it in the legs

>Roll to see the effectiveness of your attack

14

>You manage to whip out your Katar just as Jujube leaps at you. You leap at him and slash at him in midair. You land unscathed, but Jujube lands minus his right front paw. However instead of blood, small arcs of lightning spark outward from the stump. Jujube's eyes flash red and he snarls ferociously. He charges once more.
What do you do?

>stab it in the face

>Roll for attack.

>11

>Jujube lunges once, more knocking you to the floor. He raises his working paw and shiny silver claws emerge from it. But with no other paw pinning you down you stab him in the face. Blue sparks fly from the "wound". Jujube stumbles back, roaring, but sounding like a record, the roar skips and replays. He continues to stumble, eventually falling off the cliff. The skipping roar echoes off the walls of th e pit until you hear the sound of metal smashing.

STAGE COMPLETE!!

You have acuired:
Robot Puma Paw (It has some buttons n' stuff)

That was quick.

the puma paw better to something cool

Everything y'all have acquired so far will play an important part later on

I'm calling it now, our respective loot all works as a key to get into the arena/stadium/dojo whatever thing we're heading to.





And if you even FUCKING think about touching my FUCKING flying mount, I will take this FUCKING knife and jam it in your FUCKING skull.

Didn't say anything about touching your mount, but didja ever consider what happened to that fiend in the mist?