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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:16 pm 
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>No 14 year old girls on AZ
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And I was phone

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:19 pm 
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>implying any of them would date you if there were
I'm kidding don't hate me

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:23 pm 
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I can tell doing that will be popular for awhile.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:25 pm 
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There are 14 year old girls here. They're just hiding from you. It's Vaxidd and Spoony.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:27 pm 
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D-vid wrote:
There are 14 year old girls here. They're just hiding from you. It's Vaxidd and Spoony.


they're obviously lesbians though.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:03 pm 
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Yeah dude how do you not know the gay handshake?


...Anyways, I run into this problem all the time too! It doesn't help that I am not at all stereotypically gay and won't hesitate to make-out with girls! My advice is to join your school's Gay-Straight Alliance (if it exists). That definitely helped me meet some dudes, and it was just a good group of people. I highly recommend it.

My school does have a group for alternative sexualities and allies, and I joined it. Seems like some cool people so far, and they're the most active club on campus. Right now they're pushing for gender neutral housing and gender neutral bathrooms on campus so that people who don't want to declare a sex or gender aren't forced to feel uncomfortable, and you can room with someone of a different sex if you're more comfortable. It's really cool. I hope to at least see some guys there so that I know who's gay. I'll see how that goes.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:57 pm 
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Nefarious Bear wrote:
D-vid wrote:
There are 14 year old girls here. They're just hiding from you. It's Vaxidd and Spoony.


they're obviously lesbians though.

"Then that means Vaxidd and Spoony are tatu" - Great Handsome Oppressor

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:57 pm 
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I have officially found the limits to what I can stand these girls who like me doing. One kept trying to put her head on my head shoulder and it got really uncomfortable.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:30 am 
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That...is uncomfortable?
Dear Marcato, I do not intend for this to sound mean, but how in the world does that make you feel uncomfortable when you have no issues hugging someone?


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:43 am 
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Because I know what she intends by it.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:47 am 
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Ohhhhh, I thought it was the actual physical presence that made you uncomfortable. I get it now.
Tell her "OH NO YOU DI'INNNNNNNNT" and snap your fingers and tell her that if she wants to get it on, she gotta do it all proper like and go through courtin' first.
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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:53 am 
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I am well aware of your jovial manner, Riku.

Well, what ended up happening was I just found something I needed to do and told her where I was going. And she said "OK". What's going to be uncomfortable is when both my suitors, who happen to go to my church, find out that I'm becoming interested in a different girl there. And it doesn't appear to be completely unrequited.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:16 am 
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Bitches, man.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:57 am 
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I looked at my post again and laughed a little.

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