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NDividedByZero
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:09 pm 
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All of the "various actions" involve earsplitting tones which leave you unable to enjoy anything else.

I wish the world would unite to defeat the evils of the Earth.

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VentKazemaru
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:16 pm 
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OK, but that evil is...YOU!!!

I wish carving a star on patient's organs allow me to enter bullet time to save their lives.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:30 pm 
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done, you are just forever stuck in bullet time


I wish for the ability to read minds, but only when I want to. Meaning I don't always hear a constant stream of thoughts

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Blitz Walrus
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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Sha-BOOM! you can now read your own mind whenever you want

I wish I could find some boss kicks

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:10 pm 
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Blitz Walrus wrote:
Sha-BOOM! you can now read your own mind whenever you want

I wish I could find some boss kicks


granted

your boss kicks you right the fuck out, you're fired, loser.

i wish for like twenty steaks, all perfectly cooked

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NDividedByZero
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:13 pm 
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BANG! They're all perfectly cooked, but so hot you won't be able to eat them for three years without melting your mouth- and of course, in three years they'll be stale.

I wish I could finish my homework and get a perfect mark on them.

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Rinoko
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Done! You finish your homework and your teacher puts a perfect mark on it. A completely straight line. Through every problem you got wrong.

I wish Wal-Mart was closer to my dorm.

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VentKazemaru
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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OK, walmart IS your dorm, and you can get a good night's sleep without people asking how much the bed is.

I wish all internet trolls were dead.

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Zorinth
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granted, but so is all of the internet.
I wish for something :awesomeface:

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Dragoon
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Whether something is awesome or not is a factor based on opinion. You are going to receive something considered awesome by someone who is easily amused. Enjoy your slug.

I wish I had musical talent.

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Zorinth
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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granted but its extremely specific only to something you hate and you cant stand to play it.
I wish that my computer had a better battery that was the same size and used no extra power.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
I will go on a quest to defeat the nipples empress
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NDividedByZero
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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In return for the battery, your computer is taken away.

I wish The Beatles were still a band, with John Lennon and George Harrison alive, and as revolutionary as they were before.

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shadowbrawler9000
 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, but they play Pop now.

I wish for a cell phone.

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VentKazemaru
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OK, it's those old cellphone that are really big.
I wish for the truth.

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Topaz Luckdragon
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Granted. The truth hurts.

I wish this RP I'm a part of wasn't so slow.

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