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Miss Starseed
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Marbus
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Chopstix wrote:
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fisting makes me cringe. things aren't meant to stretch like that.

my thoughts exactly, also penises over eight inches kinda scare me.

I ditto these two posts. But really, why do people... I mean really...

[spoiler]There are some sick buggers out there, like the dude with the 24 inch dildo that shoved it right inside him so you could actually seeing it press up against his stomach and crap. I mean REALLY. How the hell does he even do that and... Augh. WHY DOES HE DO IT.[/spoiler]

And yes, it was very TMI, imo.

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Riku
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Dude, why would anyone need a dick that big, honestly?

*knows nothing of what difference these numbers make*
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honestly, size doesn't matter that much. unless you're really big or really small, it doesn't really affect anymore.

girth is more important, really.

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Riku
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I still don't see what difference these silly numbers make.

Care to explain it to someone as clueless as me? Or is it TOO inappropriate?
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Marbus
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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Dude, why would anyone need a dick that big, honestly?

*knows nothing of what difference these numbers make*


It's length is a bit less than half the average height of women in North America.

So, 60.9 CM

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Miss Starseed
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When I first heard there were condoms with "spikes" on them, I thought they meant those metal ones.

D:

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You might as well get a dick shaped cheese grater :psyduck:
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ow ow ow ow

mind-pain just thinking about that :psyduck:

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Riku
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Shit sounds painful. You guys are into some weird stuff, man.
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Bacon wrote:
honestly, size doesn't matter that much. unless you're really big or really small, it doesn't really affect anymore.

girth is more important, really.


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Miss Starseed
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I was making a joke that I was naive, you silly.

"Spiked" condoms just have rubbery nubs on them. Hearing spiked just makes me think of metal spikes.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I was making a joke that I was naive, you silly.

"Spiked" condoms just have rubbery nubs on them. Hearing spiked just makes me think of metal spikes.


Or they could be spiked with aphrodesiacs or something :awesomeface:

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i bet bowser uses condoms with metal spikes

and he probably cums lava too

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i bet thats on the internet somewhere

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