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>Have sex with everything.


Huh? I think my ears were burning....
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> dance until your dancing level goes up
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> Inventory


>You are CARRYING NOTHING. You have a strange feeling that the CRAZY OLD MAN stole your BELONGINGS.

WrathAngerfist wrote:
>Punch the old man in his old face


>Enraged that the CRAZY OLD MAN stole your belongings, you punch him in his CRAZY OLD FACE, landing a PUNCH square in his LAZY OLD EYE. He is now rustled at you. He informs you that THAT REALLY HURT and that he is HERE TO HELP YOU on your QUEST for AISLE THIRTEEN.
>You INFORM the CRAZY OLD MAN that he is CREEPING YOU THE FUCK OUT and to stop his CRAZY OLD LAZY EYE from being so daisies LAZY.
>He informs you that that HURT is CRAZY OLD MAN FEELINGS.
>You GOUGE out his CRAZY OLD MAN EYES.
>Obtained TWO CRAZY OLD MAN EYES.

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> Ask the Old man if he knows of any cities or towns that are nearby to conquer.
> Get on a buss, and return back to your LAIR

...wut?


>Find a bus.


>The CRAZY OLD MAN, between his SCREAMS OF PAIN, informs you that you are in the MIDDLE of the WOODS, and there is NARY a TOWN for MILES. Therefore, there are no BUSES.

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paint a picture of your beloved zom tos


>You lack a CANVAS and PAINT for your sudden STROKE OF GENIUS INSPIRATION. Where could you find SUCH A THING?

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> dance until your dancing level goes up


>"NO!" you YELL to NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. "This is no TIME for DANCING. This is TIME for SCIENCE!"

>Exits are still NORTH and SOUTH.

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> take back your stuff for the crazy old guy
> sacrifice crazy old guy to elder god (perferiably Zues, but any is good)
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>Wake companions.

>Do so in a badass manner

>Strike a randomly badass pose.

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> Get to know ALICE


>Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

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> "Get to know" ALICE
Fixed for ya

EDIT: DAMMIT NINJA'D


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:3

>Make "Learn the way of the ninja" as one of your goals

>Ask old man for anything useful as a trade for his eyes

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> Perform First Aid on him

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> Disregard the above
> Fuck bitches
> make cheddar by filming the above action

Edit: THERE, pop flyin' YOU NAZIS?


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> Disrigard the above
> Fuck bitches
> make cheddar by filming the above action

...wut?
I think you mean disregard.

>No wait those last two were retarded.

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> Disrigard the above
> ???
> make cheddar by filming the above action


Fix'd

> Disregard the misspelled action

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