AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but it sped up so much it was unable to stop and thus it was over in a day.

I wish I wasn't such a nerd.

OBJECTION!

It is not possible to do like this in this thread. You can't choose your own reply.

Granted. Now it tastes like jizz. :awesome:

I wish there was a way for me to sleep.

Granted, but your brain cells deteoriate as people must knock you unconsious/ throw bug killer at you in order to make you go to sleep.

I wish that those good smelling flowers in the vase would stay alive forever.

Granted, but they are highly toxic and you die from the fumes.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted. You get the world's ultimate computer. 20 years of agonizing study went into it. It was was crashed the economy though since most all taxes went STRAIGHT INTO IT. Hopy you're pop flyin' about making people starve.

I actually wish that I had cancer.

Granted, you die.

I wish I could wake up earlier in the morning on school days.

Granted but now you can only sleep ten minutes each 24 hour.

I wish i had a wish without creating a paradox.

Granted. You now have three butt-wishes.




I wish i was the Butt Genie. The Genie of the Butt.

Granted. It's the french butt genie and after being sseen, your mummified booty you live in is discarded. You're lonely and never freed.

I wish Diabetes had a cure.

Granted. There is a cure for diabetes but everyone with it dies of measles. The cure is rendered useless except as a cleaning solution for undershirts.

I wish I was a WoWfag again.

Granted. Unfortunately, WoW becomes a hangout for child molestors and is deemed illegal. Secret Service beats down your door and arrests you for allegedly wanting to meet with a supposed 14 year old.

I wish everyone would shut up ((Frick yeah! Anyone who gets this referrence is... Well... Unusual, though I guess the show could be considered as a teen-ish show... Considering there are so many implicative things...))

Granted. Now that everyone has shut up they begin to actually think. Humans evolve into weak flabby things with gigantic heads, all mute and unable to communicate with eachother. They then all begin to buy WoW subscriptions so that they can talk to eachother via keyboard while capturing Humar or killing E(e?)cheyakee. (Ka-Doom and Lyra I know you're going to get at least half of that.)

I wish I did Nikola Tesla instead of Galileo Galilei for my language project.

...Wait...Billy and Mandy?

WHAT THE SHIT. GET OUT.

Granted, your topic fails anyways when you try to say he had relations with a pigeon and never a woman.

I wish I had 4000 dollars.