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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:25 pm 
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Ok.

Dailymotion SUCKS. Just go to a normal porn site.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Shaved my face for the first time in months, left a smallish stub.
I feel naked.

Though it'll be nice not having my stache in the way when eating.

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I zipped my dick up today

really painfull

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Why did you unzip your dick in the first place?

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Why did you unzip your dick in the first place?

Now that's a disturbing mental image.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I'll be honest when I saw that Clyve posted in here after I said that I got a little scared.

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Ok.

Dailymotion SUCKS. Just go to a normal porn site.



I don't know what it is but sometimes I'm just more in the mood for softcore stuff

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I just peed on the floor...

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HOW EROTIC

no but seriously I'm sorry to hear that

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Ha, it was just careless and undignified of me really. A bug flew at me while I was on the throne and I took evasive maneuvres a little too drastically. So much for my state of constant readiness.

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Oh okay

I somehow thought you just straight up peed on the floor for some reason

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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If I ever do it'll be as an act of protest.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Well my sister's best friend pees herself when she laughs too hard. There have been moments when she has peed herself inside of a store

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