AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dude that's sweet...

wait...

How did I know that?!

ghhaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHводки и несет езды гребле Велосипеды и охота с нашими рубашки.

За Родину!

Виагра в течение 5 пересчете на доллары и viagry текстовых них, и они не хочешь текст мне LMAO

Lolz может быть, я должен сделать это

ее смешной

For the record, one of my reports:
Dicks.

That's it. I'm hoping he was laughing at the skeletons in the well joke I made in another report, but who knows? The french are an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, baked in a crepe.

The skeletons in the well and the report for the bot in that thread.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor, if I may ask a very personal question...

...How many unnecessary letters do you have in your name?

I don't understand the question

no you silly every letter is handpicked old spice body wash with the most care and old spice body wash

I mean that my french friend's name is "beau" pronounced "bo".

His name is bodaciously 75% unnecessary letters. He assures me it's how it should be, but I think it's just a french thing.

I'm asking you to re-affirm my stereotype of the french, basically.

As to be expected from a crotchety old man

Isn't it bed time Grampa Reyo

You know what sleep gotcha in Vietnam? A bullet to the face or a dick to the anus! Sleep is for the we-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh boy, a free anus. Are we in Vietnam?

Ripe for the sigquoting.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Git off mah lawn!

I'm not on your lawn.

I'm in your chocolate factory.

Is my good for nothing grandson at it again with his dreams of finding an heir to that good for nothing chocolate factory?

I told him he ought to pursue more noble professions, like owning a barber shop, but will he listen to me?

NEVAR