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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:43 am 
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What do you mean by "excited" though?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:14 pm 
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Did you whip your dick out? That's usually a deal killer. Usually.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Banged my best friend last night. He has a girlfriend.

Well, fuck.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:00 pm 
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better get started on that apology cake

"sorry i used your boyfriend's dick"

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:06 pm 
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I was originally going to make a joke but realized it was in poor taste.

I really don't have any advice for this. I'd only say just roll with it and deal with whatever comes as it comes.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:20 pm 
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Nah I didnt whip my dick out, she was like "xbox gaming and nerd fun?! Sign me up!" and I was like FUUUUUUUUUCK YEESSSSSSSSSSS, and went on and on about games we should play and then I havent heard from her in days :-/

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If you didnt know they had a gf then its not your fault.

Still cake makes everything better even if the cakes a lie

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:24 pm 
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You got passionate about something you were passionate about. I don't see how you should feel bad about that. I wouldn't. If that turned her off, then it was most likely not going to work.

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Banged my best friend last night. He has a girlfriend.

Well, fuck.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:50 pm 
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If you didnt know they had a gf then its not your fault.
Since it was her best friend, I'd imagine she knew.

It's a bad situation (the degree of which depending on the individuals). Best of luck to you, Kai.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:08 pm 
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Oh no, oh no, Noff's and my 1 year anniversary is coming up and I don't have anything planned out! I have a slight idea, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to because of all the homework I get from my school. Anyone have any ideas?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:30 am 
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Once heard someone say that you make an occasion special by not trying to make it special.

I think it was a Scrubs episode.

With that...I don't know...pick a fancy restaurant and get the waiter to do some shit for you? I'm guessing you guys are in college, so it shouldn't be that hard to impress each other. It's not like you're an old married couple where you HAVE to schedule out to a fancy booty restaurant or else the two of you are going to divorce. Have you gotten him a present yet?

There's always sex.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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Make a friendship bracelet. Easier to mail than dinner.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:47 am 
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They in some kind of long distance thing? Well shit...Skype...for some hot juicy video conversation.

And of course sex.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:49 am 
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I think she's underage? If what I've gathered throughout my forum romps is correct, anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:56 am 
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Ok then, nix the sex, but keep all of the other junk.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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Whatever you do, if it is making something, try to incorporate little in-jokes between you two in it.

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