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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:47 pm 
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Stranaton wrote:
squeek
squeeeeeek
squeeeeeeeeek

Is that the sound they make when you make balloon animals?

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:15 pm 
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with your dick still inside them?

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:38 pm 
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Tales wrote:
There's actually loadsssss of contraceptions in the UK (i dunno about the USA). Have you heard of the injection? The woman gets something injected into her and it's like she's on the pill for 3 months (but she doesn't need to take the pill, just have 1 injection.) You can get another injection which implants a tiny strip thing into you (like seriously it's really small) and it'll work for 3 years.


Done both of those. Injections made my bum hurt and I got bad weight gain on that. Have the implant control right now but I need to renew it in like March. When I got that it was a little flexible strip that's about 4cm long and mega thin, goes in your upper arm. Might have changed, it's been nearly the full 3 years now. I should really go make the appointment to have that done...

Also, squeaking condoms sound like some sort of weird novelty thing. Just saying.

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:51 pm 
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Wait they put a strip of something IN your arm?

That sounds horrible

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:02 pm 
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It does sound a bit squicky and it's a little bit weird-feeling for the first few days while you get used to it but it's actually not as annoying as you'd think. You don't notice it unless someone asks if they can poke about and try and find it. I only really had the options of that, injections or IUD because I'm one of the most forgetful people ever and would probably lose the pill as soon as I got home from the doc's.

So basically, if I have to pick between a little strip in my arm and a similar thing in my cooch I'm gonna go for something I can feel and that doesn't involve someone poking round my private parts.

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:03 pm 
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lol, I wouldn't blame you

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Talk Thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:47 pm 
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Regarding the conversation last page, I don't think it was Yaz causing the problems this time. I read about it on another site and it was a different brand I'd never heard of. I am/was currently on Yaz so was concerned but that wasn't it.

I say was because I get to have that dreaded first visit in a couple weeks because they won't give me any more pills til I go :[ I'm not terribly pop flyin' about it - my hormones get fucked up and I get all emotional if I don't take it and I won't have it for a month now. So far I've done good but I've been really upset about something pretty trivial today and I can tell that it's hormones causing the upset :/ Luckily I can usually tell what is hormonal and what is me legit being upset and warn everyone around me haha. Also not looking forward to having someone shove their fingers in my twat. And I'm kinda paranoid since I'm not a virgin but I'm not ...supposed to not be a virgin (parents would shoot me so dead,) and really don't want them finding out haha ; ;

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