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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:24 am 
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You should just act more stereotypical. Learn the lisp, and whatnot.

Except not because that wouldn't really be helping anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:50 am 
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You don't know the gay handshake? Weird.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:13 am 
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I don't mean that kind of gay handshake, man. I mean like an actual handshake where both people are actually using their hands instead of... other parts.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:12 am 
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Yeah dude how do you not know the gay handshake?


...Anyways, I run into this problem all the time too! It doesn't help that I am not at all stereotypically gay and won't hesitate to make-out with girls! My advice is to join your school's Gay-Straight Alliance (if it exists). That definitely helped me meet some dudes, and it was just a good group of people. I highly recommend it.

There's also the possibility of joining an online dating website or whatever. I know it sounds shady, but if you just express interest in a relationship over hook-ups and stuff, you'll find people. I think online stuff is way more important in the gay male community because being out and being "proud" is such a stigma--masculinity issues and shit. I met my recent date online, and even though it didn't work out, I was still glad that it happened. If you're interested, drop me a PM and I can give you a few sites that have a really good normal:creepy ratio.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:03 pm 
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Crap, I'm seriously getting all the ladies. This is at least the second girl who's acting like she's completely into me, and I really don't know what to say.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:13 pm 
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There's also the possibility of joining an online dating website or whatever. I know it sounds shady, but if you just express interest in a relationship over hook-ups and stuff, you'll find people. I think online stuff is way more important in the gay male community because being out and being "proud" is such a stigma--masculinity issues and shit. I met my recent date online, and even though it didn't work out, I was still glad that it happened. If you're interested, drop me a PM and I can give you a few sites that have a really good normal:creepy ratio.

I found my current girlfriend on OKCupid. So far so good.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:05 pm 
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I found Sailor Moon on http://www.Awkwardzombie.com. It's a great website you should check it out.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Sorry bro, I prefer my ladies slightly less......crispy. :awesomeface:

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Your loss, you don't know what you're missing out on. But I'm not sharing.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Sharing is caring. Except when it comes to STD's.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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I found Sailor Moon on http://www.Awkwardzombie.com. It's a great website you should check it out.


that's odd, that's where i found Sailor Moon too

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:27 pm 
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First problem is a bit better, thank you AZ! I talked out of meeting him today, he wasn't pleased at all. When I questioned if he was comfortable being alone (which in hind-sight was a terrible idea) he all caps said he was, and didn't say another word about it. Bad idea, but I won't bring it up again. I'm still going to try and make him feel better, because since our last conversation he seems to have grown more self hating.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:42 pm 
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My coffee date on Friday went really well. It wasn't so much a coffee date though, we got bored of sitting in the coffee shop and ended up driving to the mall where she had a job interview and walking around there and talking.

Been talking to her for the past hour now, and we started talking about school, which changed into discussion about messages and symbols (I'm in school for graphic design so I know this shit) which brought us on to meme faces. She mentioned Forever Alone and we got kinda quiet, so I used that to make the most cliched segue possible to asking her out for a second date. We're probably going to go bowling.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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D-vid wrote:
I found Sailor Moon on http://www.Awkwardzombie.com. It's a great website you should check it out.


that's odd, that's where i found Sailor Moon too


that's odd, that's where i found NO ONE.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Lyra wrote:
D-vid wrote:
I found Sailor Moon on http://www.Awkwardzombie.com. It's a great website you should check it out.


that's odd, that's where i found Sailor Moon too


that's odd, that's where i found NO ONE.



















then who am i

then who are these active members

then who is phone

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