AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You do realize you just created a zombie and asked the police to kill it right? They wouldn't need to kill it if you had just left it as an ordinary corpse.

yes. that is a valid point .one that i would probablly use to argue myself. however. ordinary corpses are no fun. so i created a zombie to have fun. when the zombie started acting like a corpse again i got bored and tried to kill it.but still. thank you.

the irony here is that the zombie thread got necroed.

That's not ironic, It's a funny coincidence.

It's nearly impossible for me fire guns because of my arthritis so I'd be fucked if a zombie apocalypse ever happened in real life.

But then I'm so tiny I could hide under the kitchen sink the whole time.

semiauto assualt rifle for headshots.
shotgun for body shot retreats.
compond bow for stealthy defence.

>Use bow and arrow in zombie apocalypse
>Be greatest person ever

>realized I spelled "compound" wrong
>realized you quoted it
>realized you didn't notice either

Holy cow where did that come from.

from fist shaking land.

I looked back from this page and STILL didnt notice it.

well i didnt see it coming

Give me a good melee weapon, And I think I cold protect myself from zombies

Insert "cold" related temperature joke here.
Anyway, it's hard to say what you could or could not do in a zombie encounter. It's been said that you have to take whatever you can do, and halve it. That's what you can 100% count on for accuracy, speed, agility, et cetera. In any event, the best defense for zombies is to stay out of their effective range. Since that's about a 3-foot radius, that usually isn't too hard. I could go on about this all day, but in short, using melee combat against zombies further levels the playing field. Once they can attack back, you're in trouble.

Give me a good gun, some ammunition, and a car and I'm fine. Meet up with all the other gun toters around, let the CDC know what's going on, sit back and turn the apocalypse into a minor inconvenience.