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HAOW I DO A BARREL ROLL!?


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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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i can't imagine what the B button would be...

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You beat Custard's Revenge.


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OUCH NO IT DOESN'T VORK

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Reubo wrote:
i can't imagine what the B button would be...


You squeeze your balls tightly, of course.

But yeah, a quick question! Does anyone else here have to take a shit after they get sacked, or is my anatomy fucked up the A?

OH! Another question pertaining to a topic from a few pages back. I wouldn't mind bottoming. It'll hurt the first time, and that's it. Gay people have shared this information with me before. OH and another thing. Fisting. :I

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Merlin wrote:
Xeraphem wrote:
You beat Custard's Revenge.


This joke was noticed.

Notice accepted. Gratitude confirmed.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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fisting makes me cringe. things aren't meant to stretch like that.

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fisting makes me cringe. things aren't meant to stretch like that.

my thoughts exactly, also penises over eight inches kinda scare me.

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fisting makes me cringe. things aren't meant to stretch like that.

my thoughts exactly, also penises over eight inches kinda scare me.


oh so that explains why you ran away last night

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penises kinda freak me out

do not want things inside of me kthanx

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Reubo wrote:
Chopstix wrote:
Bacon wrote:
fisting makes me cringe. things aren't meant to stretch like that.

my thoughts exactly, also penises over eight inches kinda scare me.


oh so that explains why you ran away last night

i want a man, not the branch of a redwood

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I am terrified of penises in general. 8l

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