AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am mildly annoyed when i'm going to brush my teeth at 2 am and am kind of out of toothpaste but not really so I have to brush my teeth with this miniscule amount of tooth-cleansing material and think about whether my teeth received the necessary amount of tooth-cleansing material in comparison to the brushing that they have most definitely received until i fall asleep

You only need something like enough toothpaste to cover the tip of the brush, the reason you always see people cover the whole brush is because the manufacturers always show that in commercials to get people to waste toothpaste and thus run out faster and buy more.

that does not change the fact that I dislike not having my mouth filled to the point of overflowing with thick, viscous goo when i thrust hairy rods in and out of it
but the more you learn i guess

I don't think anyone likes it, but people like cavities or the other things that happen if you don't brush even less.

Brushing helps your gums more than your teeth. It won't stop cavities, and if you do it wrong it can actually damage your teeth.
It's flossing that helps prevent cavities, that and eating properly.

Right, but toothpaste contains sodium flouride, which is used in many applications to fight cavities.

Technically it does, yeah, but drinking water is loaded with more than enough to do that.

Right too, but tapwater quality isn't all that consistent. In some counties the water is pretty bad and so people don't drink it.

Every time we play board/video games with my sister we always have to exactly, completely, specifically, precisely, and often repeatedly explain the rules to her. She is apparently just incapable of making extremely probable guesses and just strays towards the least likely thing possible.

Mine too

I thought I was going to be interviewed for some important college stuff, but it turns out they were just trying to sell us stuff. At least I got to spend some nice time with my mom.

Brushing gets rid of the germ poop on your teeth tho. It's just as helpful at fighting cavities as flossing is--after all flossing is meant to clean between the teeth but people don't just get cavities there, they get them on the other sides of their teeth too.


I've never had a single cavity and I'm hoping to keep the trend going.

I had a gazillion cavities as a kid because my parents didn't take me to the dentist until I was like 12.

I'm just glad I've never had to wear braces, though.

Microwaves are so overdue for a mute button that when there finally is one it shouldn't even be called a "mute button", it should be called a "shut the fuck up button". Actually it shouldn't even be called that, the button should read like something that would get social services immediately to your door if you were to say it to your child.

Getting real sick of not being able to have good internet.