AWKWARD ZOMBIE

FilthyFurFag (2:50:43 PM): Yup, I found this myself. 8D
TDarkSurfer (2:50:51 PM): STARS A BIG KID NOW
FilthyFurFag (2:51:09 PM): YAAAY *claps hands*
FilthyFurFag (2:51:22 PM): DOES THIS MEAN I CAN SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT OF THE CAR NOW INSTEAD OF HIDING IN THE TRUNK?
TDarkSurfer (2:51:42 PM): NO YOU ARE STILL ONE OF MY MANY ILLIGETIMATE MEXICAN CHILDREN
FilthyFurFag (2:51:55 PM): AW, BUT DARK ;___; </3
FilthyFurFag (2:52:02 PM): MY LITTLE ILLIGETIMATE MEXICAN HEART IS BREAKING
TDarkSurfer (2:52:04 PM): okie, you can sit in front
FilthyFurFag (2:52:07 PM): Yaaaaay!
TDarkSurfer (2:52:19 PM): ole!

FilthyFurFag (2:58:02 PM): I was gonna send you something but I forgot
TDarkSurfer (2:58:20 PM): rape send you something but i forgto
TDarkSurfer (2:58:23 PM): okay
TDarkSurfer (2:58:34 PM): rape send you somethng but i rape
TDarkSurfer (2:58:41 PM): rape send you rape but i rape
TDarkSurfer (2:58:42 PM): okay
TDarkSurfer (2:58:43 PM): that works
TDarkSurfer (2:59:19 PM): Story? Picture? Youtube link?
FilthyFurFag (3:01:50 PM): what
TDarkSurfer (3:02:05 PM): Trying to help you remember what you were going to send me
FilthyFurFag (3:03:51 PM): You want me to rape you?
TDarkSurfer (3:03:57 PM): WELL
TDarkSurfer (3:04:02 PM): IF YOU WANT
TDarkSurfer (3:04:06 PM): I'LL SAY NO TO MAKE IT REAL
FilthyFurFag (3:04:16 PM): STRUGGLE TOO
FilthyFurFag (3:04:18 PM): THAT ALWAYS MAKES IT HOTTER
TDarkSurfer (3:04:22 PM): YES
TDarkSurfer (3:04:26 PM): I WILL SCREAM A LOT
FilthyFurFag (3:04:42 PM): those better be bad screams >:l
TDarkSurfer (3:04:46 PM): "NO!" "HELP!" "YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PENIS!"
FilthyFurFag (3:04:51 PM): Otherwise... I just might have to have regular sex with you.
FilthyFurFag (3:04:54 PM): And where's the fun in that?
TDarkSurfer (3:04:57 PM): True story
TDarkSurfer (3:05:02 PM): I mean, its a good alternative
TDarkSurfer (3:05:08 PM): But nothing beats old fashioned canadian rape
FilthyFurFag (3:05:12 PM): Me having a penis is a good alternative?
FilthyFurFag (3:05:15 PM): Well, if you say so!
TDarkSurfer (3:05:19 PM): Alrighty!

FilthyFurFag (7:59:44 PM): SO SHE WAS DOING THIS THING RIGHT?
FilthyFurFag (7:59:47 PM): AND BY THING I MEAN GUY
FilthyFurFag (7:59:50 PM): AND BY GUY I MEAN WALRUS
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:00:04 PM): AND BY DOING YOU MEAN HUNTING
FilthyFurFag (8:00:12 PM): AND BY HUNTING I MEAN SCREAMING
FilthyFurFag (8:00:20 PM): AND BY SCREAMING I MEAN "OH DEAR SWEET JESUS THERE'S A WALRUS COMING RIGHT AT ME"
FilthyFurFag (8:00:27 PM): BECAUSE IT WAS A FLYING WALRUS
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:00:45 PM): and by flying you mean gay
FilthyFurFag (8:00:55 PM): and by gay I mean you

FilthyFurFag (6:32:20 PM): "We have to go around the butts to get to the fortress."

StormRow (10:09:52 PM): HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE
Ferret Buccaneer (10:09:59 PM): YEAH YEILI
Ferret Buccaneer (10:10:04 PM): HOW DID YOU GET IN BUNNY'S HOUSE
Yeilri (10:10:15 PM): The door was open.
StormRow (10:10:23 PM): NO
StormRow (10:10:29 PM): YOUR NOT IN MY HOUSE
Yeilri (10:10:40 PM): Yeah, I am.
Yeilri (10:10:48 PM): I'm watching you right now.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:10:54 PM): MASTUBRTAE
Ferret Buccaneer (10:10:56 PM): whart
Ferret Buccaneer (10:10:58 PM): WHAT
StormRow (10:11:01 PM): i always see my door
Ferret Buccaneer (10:11:02 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?
StormRow (10:11:06 PM): i have a mirror
Yeilri (10:11:08 PM): You're typing, Ka-Doom. I'm watching you.

GIYGAS says:
IT'S THE ENEMY
Darkly says:
SHOULD I RING THE GONG
SIRIUS Scientist Dr. Arpadishesragejoy says:
He is the one. The mortal enemy.
GIYGAS says:
NO DARKLY, YOU ARE THE ENEMIES
SIRIUS Scientist Dr. Arpadishesragejoy says:
*Aims an assault rifle at Darkly.*
Darkly says:
I'm still ringing the gong anyway so you let me in.
GIYGAS says:
-RATATATATATATATA-
Darkly says:
*does so and infiltrates*
GIYGAS says:
mooooooooooooooooooooooo~
Darkly says:
OHSHIT RADIOACTIVE COWS
GIYGAS says:
suddenly GEKKO
Darkly says:
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
GIYGAS says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYWHERE
SIRIUS Scientist Dr. Arpadishesragejoy says:
Being infected with Fox Die. It's like he's really already dead.
SIRIUS Scientist Dr. Arpadishesragejoy says:
But with no cranial explosion!
GIYGAS says:
SO MANY GEKKO
GIYGAS says:
GAME OVER, MAN
GIYGAS says:
GAME OVER
Darkly says:
D:
SIRIUS Scientist Dr. Arpadishesragejoy says:
Don't worry, that's actually Geico.
GIYGAS says:
They'll save you cheddar on car insurance.
GIYGAS says:
THEN THEY WILL CRUSH YOU
GIYGAS says:
LIKE BUG
SIRIUS Scientist Dr. Arpadishesragejoy says:
:-O
Darkly says:
O:

Yeilri (11:04:25 PM): Hey Dark, there's 20 bucks on the ground over there.
AwkwardGrant (11:04:38 PM): awkwarz...
Darkly Nightman (11:05:02 PM): Wait, what?
AwkwardGrant (11:05:05 PM): we should make something based off of that
Darkly Nightman (11:05:06 PM): Fuck you bitches.
Darkly Nightman (11:05:13 PM): *snags the bill*
StormRow (11:05:25 PM): *the bill explodez*
AwkwardGrant (11:05:25 PM): IT"S A TRAP!
Yeilri (11:05:33 PM): SSh.
AwkwardGrant (11:05:33 PM): DAMMIT!

Darkly Nightman (11:14:54 PM): You want heat? LET'S GO TO THE SUN
AwkwardGrant (11:15:17 PM): THE FIGHT IS ON!
FilthyFurFag (11:15:30 PM): ;D
Darkly Nightman (11:15:37 PM): *flies off*
AwkwardGrant (11:15:50 PM): oh no you don't!
AwkwardGrant (11:16:05 PM): *rockets fire*
FilthyFurFag (11:16:12 PM): So, is AwkwardGrant on AZ?
AwkwardGrant (11:16:18 PM): yes
StormRow (11:16:19 PM): no
FilthyFurFag (11:16:20 PM): Cus I only know him as 'The new guy'/'AwkwardGrant'
Darkly Nightman (11:16:26 PM): *puts up Alpha Shields*
AwkwardGrant (11:16:32 PM): NO!
AwkwardGrant (11:16:40 PM): I HAVE MAGIC
AwkwardGrant (11:16:46 PM): NO SHIELDS
AwkwardGrant (11:16:59 PM): IT"S MY EFFECT
StormRow (11:17:06 PM): I HAVE MAGIC SHIELDS
StormRow (11:17:09 PM):
AwkwardGrant (11:17:16 PM): DAMMIT!
StormRow (11:17:32 PM): ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowned

Whimsicalzelda (5:42:20 PM): Sorry, I was Brawling. 83
RyuJaeger (5:42:26 PM):
StormRow (5:42:28 PM): what game?
Whimsicalzelda (5:42:36 PM): I LOST.

Shaggy says: No.
deucethefanfan says: yes
Shaggy says: Why should I?
deucethefanfann says: because i said so
deucethefanfann says: listen to the one with the tits
deucethefanfann says: doooo eeeeet
Shaggy says: Yes, master. o.o
Shaggy says: daisies it.
deucethefanfann says: two tits to control them all :awesome:
Shaggy says: I lost!

FilthyFurFag (9:13:39 PM): I love Yeili so much I gave her my right boob.
TDarkSurfer (9:13:42 PM): HYPOTHETICALLY
Yeilri (9:13:45 PM): <3
FilthyFurFag (9:13:45 PM): His name is Bartholemew, treat him well.
StormRow (9:13:46 PM): ....
Darkly Nightman (9:13:47 PM): O:
Yeilri (9:13:54 PM): Bartholemew~ <3
FilthyFurFag (9:13:57 PM): <3
FilthyFurFag (9:14:01 PM): The other one is Lefty.

"Phat Shaggy" (11:43:04 PM): If I sacrifice Ka-Doom, will I be spared?
"Kadoom" (11:43:08 PM): no
DeucetheFanFan (11:43:09 PM): no
"Starseed" (11:43:09 PM): No
"Kadoom" (11:43:10 PM): NO

StormRow (7:20:49 PM) has entered the room.
Defenestrator20 (7:21:23 PM): THAT'S NO ORDINARY RABBIT!
StormRow (7:21:30 PM): god damnit
StormRow (7:21:50 PM): i blame star
StormRow (7:21:55 PM): or yeili
StormRow (7:22:02 PM): or deycr
StormRow (7:22:08 PM): deuce(
Defenestrator20 (7:22:08 PM): I blame a lot of people

BeamSwordJuggle (7:52:45 PM): WHY IS DEUCE NEVER ON FOR A LONG TIME
Defenestrator20 (7:53:30 PM): BECAUSE DEUCE HAS TO
Defenestrator20 (7:53:31 PM): LIKE
Defenestrator20 (7:53:38 PM): SAVE THE WORLD AND STUFF
Defenestrator20 (7:53:44 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAH CAPS
BeamSwordJuggle (7:54:08 PM): SCREW THE WORLD
BeamSwordJuggle (7:54:13 PM): SHE DOESN'T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO IT
Defenestrator20 (7:54:31 PM): SHE GETS PAID IN GRATITUDE
Defenestrator20 (7:54:37 PM): ALSO IN FREE LUNCHES
Defenestrator20 (7:54:42 PM): AND TAX DEDUCTIBLES
BeamSwordJuggle (7:54:46 PM): SHE DOESN'T GET PAID IN CAR INSURANCE THOUGH
Defenestrator20 (7:55:01 PM): SHE CAN BY SWITCHING TO GEICO
Defenestrator20 (7:55:20 PM): 15 MINUTES OR MORE!
BeamSwordJuggle (7:55:40 PM): WHAT
Defenestrator20 (7:56:22 PM): THEY ALSO HAVE ADAM WEST AS A SALES REPRESENTATIVE
Defenestrator20 (7:56:24 PM): BAM!
Defenestrator20 (7:56:26 PM): POW!
Defenestrator20 (7:56:27 PM): SALE!
BeamSwordJuggle (7:56:42 PM): FINALLY

Defenestrator20 (9:40:42 PM): Why'd you cancel? WE HAD PLANS.
Defenestrator20 (9:40:49 PM): YOU CAN'T JUST CANCEL LAST MINUTE.
Defenestrator20 (9:41:08 PM): WHY DON'T YOU LUV MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FilthyFurFag (9:41:17 PM): CUS YOU NEVER ACCEPTED, DICKFACE
Defenestrator20 (9:41:21 PM): lol
FilthyFurFag (9:41:22 PM): Do you want in now? I'm offering spongebaths.
Defenestrator20 (9:41:28 PM): Sure
Defenestrator20 (9:41:30 PM): Wait.
Defenestrator20 (9:41:35 PM): Is upstanding member of society contagious?
FilthyFurFag (9:41:49 PM): Yes.
Defenestrator20 (9:42:06 PM): I'll join, but no spongebath
FilthyFurFag (9:42:14 PM): *spongebaths you anyways* MUAHAHA >:Y
Defenestrator20 (9:42:28 PM): I'm wearing a radioactive proof suit.
Defenestrator20 (9:42:32 PM): Check
Defenestrator20 (9:42:34 PM): and
Defenestrator20 (9:42:35 PM): mate
FilthyFurFag (9:42:54 PM): lol kay
FilthyFurFag (9:43:00 PM): *advances towards*
Defenestrator20 (9:43:49 PM): ...
Defenestrator20 (9:43:53 PM): RUN AWAAAAAY!

Defenestrator20 (11:11:56 AM): HEY
Auto Response from FilthyFurFag (11:12:01 AM): Star is away right now, for whatever reason.
Defenestrator20 (11:12:09 AM): THAT REASON BETTER BE GOOD
FilthyFurFag (12:08:23 PM): I was playing WoW. :l
Defenestrator20 (12:39:46 PM): Oh, so it was a GREAT reason
FilthyFurFag (12:39:57 PM): BUT OF COURSE
Defenestrator20 (12:40:14 PM): I mean, it's BLIZZARD for god's sake
FilthyFurFag (1:29:15 PM): aw man i was disconnected
Defenestrator20 (1:29:42 PM): you disconnected your butt?
FilthyFurFag (1:31:13 PM): I DISCONNECTED MY BUTT
Defenestrator20 (1:32:14 PM): lol wut
FilthyFurFag (2:37:16 PM): ffffffffff reinvite?
Defenestrator20 (2:37:22 PM): okay
FilthyFurFag (2:50:44 PM): ARGH FUCK
Defenestrator20 (2:53:13 PM): what?
Defenestrator20 (2:53:21 PM): Disconnect of the butt again?
FilthyFurFag (2:53:30 PM): yup
Defenestrator20 (2:54:19 PM): I'll send an invite as soon as AIM registers you as not there anymore
Defenestrator20 (2:54:22 PM): fucking AIM
FilthyFurFag (2:58:49 PM): i might go lay down for a bit though, i feel sick
Defenestrator20 (2:58:55 PM): Okay
Defenestrator20 (2:59:01 PM): In bed?
FilthyFurFag (2:59:09 PM): >_> Yes, yes, in bed.

DeucetheFanFan (2:04:35 AM): you fail
"Phat Shaggy" (2:04:35 AM): :awesome:

Yeili: Why do you have a blow up sword?
Yeilis brother: ITS FROSTMOURNE BITCH!