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General · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:55 pm

I will have your finest mindfuck. On the double!

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:56 pm

Where do I apply for a job? It's the most sugoi kawaii job I can find.

Darkin · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:57 pm

Nefarious Bear wrote:

Is that all, hons? I assure you, we serve some things not on the menu *wink*

I need to learn something quickly. Very quickly.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:25 pm

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:31 pm

Guys, its like, really easy to make a job application.

You go to the begining of the thread and look at what everyone else did, ALSO REMEMBER TO HAVE A REFFRENCE.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:46 pm

I would like several gallons of coffee and some blueberry pie

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:56 pm

GOCHA KAWAII-CLUB HERE!

What veggies ya' like?

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:07 am

vealin99 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:10 am

Your kawaiiness comes from your super kawaii drawings

Dire · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:25 am

The Willow Witch wrote:

Dire our second barista, may her beauyifful drinks make your day ever bright and caffinated!

Arigato Boss-Sama! My percolator is at your command!

On another note, I am doing my best to get along with the other employees:

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

oh god my heart

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:45 pm

BurntToShreds wrote:

I would like a club sandwich and a cherry soda.

I-I hope you li-li-like it.. desu.

The club can't even handle this sandwich. Bling free of charge.

Also, Hippo-san, what are you doing?

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:53 pm

Clyve wrote:

Don't mind me.

Sir did you miss the sign, our bouncers might need to escort you out if you dont leave.

Also here is your complementary kawaii straw, it has a little bow.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Name: Madican

Position: Janitor/Puppeteer

Kawaii Name: Faceless-kun

Proof of Kawaii: I can paint a number of different eyes on my mask for various expressions. Like this!

Also the tendrils of darkness I will keep to myself. I promise to only terrify the customers if they ask me to, when I'm not doing puppet shows.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:53 pm

Wait that's a mask
I thought it was a tumour or something

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