AWKWARD ZOMBIE

THE ONLY DRINK WITH FRESH SQUEEZED RAGING BULL TESTOSTERONE.

ALSO FEATURING THE APOCALYPSE STUNT ARMAGEDDON PYRO BIKERS FROM HELL

Best unfunny waste of space, time and resources?

I don't think it matters, considering we're waiting on someone.

Might as well have some fun while we wait.
It's like an intermission.



INTERMISSION.

Intermission Ovah! Vealin, whenever you're ready.

start it

>A small cream white single engined plane skims along the skies of Isla del Guerrero. The pilot points to a solitary strip of land almost overgrown with trees. He swings the plane around and lands it on the deserted airstrip. The passenger side pops open and out steps one Roth Quincy Webfao. You pull out a wallet and pluck three bills from it and hand them to the pilot. The propellers spin back up to speed and the plane flies off. You stand there for a second not sure of what to do. To the south there's a hastily cut trail through the thick jungle leading to Mt. Leon. Imposing cliffs loom from the north.
What do you do?

>go to hastily cut trail

>You decide to investigate the hastily cut trail. The trees seem to have been hacked apart with a knife of some sort. You follow it rather uneventfully until the trail stops cold at some sort of large pit. The ground falls away steeply and there doesn't seem to be a way down.
What do you do?

>go around the pit and continue in the forest

>Giving the least amount of fucks you try to go around the pit.
Will you go left of right?

>left

>Someone once told you,
"He who rules the left, rules the world"
So you head left. Slowly the ground begins to rise, turning the dinky pit into a yawning chasm. The trees start to grow more to the left, away from the edge. You walk for some time when you notice all there's no sound. No animals crying. no birds squawking, just a gentle breeze caressing the branches. Then you see a pair of golden eyes staring at you from the deep within the shade.
What do you do?

>cautiously approach

>You approach the leering eyes slowly, careful not to surprise whatever it is. It snarls loudly. The eyes lower, about half a meter (like two feet right?) off the ground.
What do you do?