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Reubo
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i read in cracked that cosmo advised women to nibble on men's balls?

woman hint: never ever put your teeth near anybody's balls, ever

you have no idea

no

idea

see, men understand the pain


........holy jesus i missed this thread ;_;

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I don't take cosmo seriously, they lost me after "When your man is cumming, squeeze his testicles for that extra jolt of pleasure."

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no

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WOMEN

PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BALLS

OKAY

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Reubo wrote:
i read in cracked that cosmo advised women to nibble on men's balls?


Yeah, the number 1 of that article was the indian burn thing.

Another one of that article was "treat it like a joystick".

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After she's attempted to bite your nutsack, yanked out your pubic hairs and rattled your balls like she's working a craps table, it'll be sweet relief to have the woman merely grab your boner and steer it around while making "BEEP BOOP" video game noises with her mouth.

"Yes, honey, that's great. Play Space Invaders with my wang. I just have to catch my breath here. Yes, sure, use it like a gear shift and make race car noises. That will be a fun activity for you while I wait for the feeling to come back to the lower half of my body."

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Reubo
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i think cosmo is just trolling us

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I would totally treat a penis like a joy stick. Just because I would like it was funny.

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i remember hearing about an accessory for the atari 2600 where you can use your dick as the joystick, and stroking it is equivalent to pressing the A button

i kind of really really want to try it

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get really drunk and masturbate

it sounds like the same thing

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no but but

it actually controls the game

;_;

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I vant to try that.
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what happens when you cum though?

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game over

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You beat Custard's Revenge.

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PRESS CUM FOR BOMBS!
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Christ I've bombed like three times now, how many more before I beat the boss?

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