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Not Malum · **Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:09 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:

Malum wrote:

Just kick it in the balls. you may be able to tear it in half if you still have drunk fu.

It is quite apparent that Arms has no genitals!

Maybe that's why he's so strong. To make up for his lack of balls.

So what does that make our guy?

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:23 pm

Xeraphem wrote:

>Attempt to find a phone and Call Cthulu to see what's going down; maybe he knows about Glassface, somehow. It has been awhile since you two spoke, after all. Hope he's not mad that you lost his favorite ear-muffs.

You already have a phone. Your cellphone is never included in your inventory in RPG games, people. It's an interface thing.

And Cthulhu doesn't even have ears.

You dial up Cthulhu and say hello.

CONVERSATION START

Paranoid Android · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:14 pm

Cthulu wants to know if your up to a rousing round of golf later today...

If you win, he'll tell you about glassface

If you lose he claims your soul.

Zink · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:20 pm

Ask him why he is wasting time answering phone calls from weak mortals like yourself.

impmon08 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:10 pm **Posts:** 6608

run away real fast before you get punched in mid-conversation.

also, ask him for cheat codes.

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:52 pm

Obviously you say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,"

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:19 pm

Quote:

Ask him why he is wasting time answering phone calls from weak mortals like yourself.

"It's not like I have anything better to do. Until the end of the world comes, I'm basically sitting here. There's that one thing about the prophecy and Flargl returning to Earth, but that's probably not gonna happen anytime soon."

Quote:

run away real fast before you get punched in mid-conversation.

also, ask him for cheat codes.

You exit the empty room and begin running around the hallways randomly. You also ask for cheat codes.

"Have you tried the Atari Code yet?"

Quote:

Obviously you say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,"

"what"

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:01 pm

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,"

Quote:

Cthulhu is depicted as having a worldwide doomsday cult centered in Arabia, with followers in regions as far-flung as Greenland and Louisiana.[11] There are leaders of the cult "in the mountains of China" who are said to be immortal. Cthulhu is described by some of these cultists as the "great priest" of "the Great Old Ones who lived ages before there were any men, and who came to the young world out of the sky."[12]

The cult is noted for chanting its horrid phrase or ritual: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," which translates as "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."[13] This is often shortened to "Cthulhu fhtagn," which might possibly mean "Cthulhu waits," "Cthulhu dreams,"[14] or "Cthulhu waits dreaming." [15]

Not Malum · **Posted:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:53 pm

Ask cthulu if he could let us borrow his god powers for a bit. or maybe a Shotgun...

Xeraphem · **Posted:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:11 pm

Bring back the Flargl subject and ask the approximate chances of him returning to earth. Also, ask about the relevancy of maybe kinda sorta letting the guy trying to summon Flargl escape with a face-full of glass. ((Mention your nickname for him so you can lighten up the situation.))

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Ask Cthulu if he can call for MacGuyver.

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:25 pm

Xeraphem wrote:

Bring back the Flargl subject and ask the approximate chances of him returning to earth. Also, ask about the relevancy of maybe kinda sorta letting the guy trying to summon Flargl escape with a face-full of glass. ((Mention your nickname for him so you can lighten up the situation.))

"Oh, there's nothing too important about it. Just that if Flargl is allowed to return he'll send the entire universe into a state between creation and destruction where agony is eternal and from which there is no escape."

"The prophecy also says something about a legendary warrior with an Axe of Stone that me and some of the other gods will have to forge. Wait, how did you know who Flargl is? That kind of knowledge incinerates the souls of mortals."

You mention Glassface and his recent antics in Flargl-Summoning.

"Haha, Glassface, that's classic. It's almost distracting me from the fact that you are involved in the cycle which will condemn us to eternal damnation."

Looks like your mentioning of his nickname didn't help.

"I'll get the other gods and get working on that axe for you. Make sure to fill up your awesometer, and call me if you need anything."

Speaking of that, your Awesometer took a boost from being the prophecied hero. It's almost full now.

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:35 pm

Fill the rest of your meter by taking a kick-booty pose, spouting some nonsense about it being your destiny to save creation and such, and then kick his booty using the full meter's power causing your meter to overload and temporarily render you omnipotent

impmon08 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:10 pm **Posts:** 6608

macguyver a temporary axe to hold you over until they get done.

Zink · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:04 pm

Figure that, since you are the warrior of prophecy, there is absolutely no way you can lose, as that would defy the prophecy. Become careless and stop bothering to even really try.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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