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What's the difference between your dad and a panda?

[spoiler]I DON'T RAPE PANDA[/spoiler]


I do.

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This guy walks into a therapy session with a psychoanalyst, and he seems pretty arrogant. I suppose you could say that he has a... superego.
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freud is so overrated
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Yes, but he made that joke possible so I forgive him.
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Malum wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
What's the difference between your dad and a panda?

[spoiler]I DON'T RAPE PANDA[/spoiler]


I do.


Why should you marry a panda?

[spoiler]Because nobody notices the black eye...[/spoiler]

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Why does a Sweed take with them a car door into the desert?

[spoiler]To roll it down if it gets too hot.[/spoiler]
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Ame no Akai wrote:
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Why does a Sweed take with them a car door into the desert?

[spoiler]To roll it down if it gets too hot.[/spoiler]

You guys make fun of Swedes like we make fun of Belgians.

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I was at a theme park in Japan, home of the world famous Fujiyama ride.

At first I thought it was shit. It was just a fancy hall of mirrors.

Turns out that was the queue.

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Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

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Just as the porn video finishes loading a message appears at the corner of my screen:

"Battery low - 5 mins remaining"

Game on.

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I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.

Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
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Mr Dude wrote:
I was at a theme park in Japan, home of the world famous Fujiyama ride.

At first I thought it was shit. It was just a fancy hall of mirrors.

Turns out that was the queue.


Was kinda confused at this joke.
Probably since we skipped the line and went through the back when I rode it.

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Creeper wrote:
Mr Dude wrote:
I was at a theme park in Japan, home of the world famous Fujiyama ride.

At first I thought it was shit. It was just a fancy hall of mirrors.

Turns out that was the queue.


Was kinda confused at this joke.
Probably since we skipped the line and went through the back when I rode it.


Did you get it?

I think the joke is that all asians look a like.

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Trygve was here.
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Oh! Now I get it!

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I went to this chinese restaurant the other day, that chinese waiter was amazing, he was so fast it was like there were five of him at once

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I bought a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'd run faster.

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Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
OLOLOLOLOLOLO.

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What do you call a bludgeoning weapon made of literature?

A book club
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